SD

she/her

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

Hold white parents accountable for raising mass shooters, the same way Black parents are blamed for raising thugs.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

There was a time when I didn't know who JD Vance, Erika Kirk, Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, Stephen Miller, Todd Blanche, and Karoline Leavitt were, and I really took that for granted.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I. DON'T. KNOW. WHO. NEEDS. TO. HEAR. THIS. BUT.....

UNEDUCATED. VOTERS. WILL. ALWAYS. BE. A. BIGGER. DANGER. TO. THIS. COUNTRY. THAN. IMMIGRANTS.

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

...When asked why he left early he said, "Today I logged in to work at 7:54 AM. Thats 6 minutes early. So by your policy logic I get to leave an hour early. See you tomorrow."

[Jenni @hashjenni]

They were scared of Mamdani winning because now every city in every state across the whole country wants a Mamdani of their very own.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

There’s more evidence of Trump being a child rapist than there is evidence of voter fraud.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, PEOPLE SHOULD NOT LISTEN TO WHAT HUNTER BIDEN SAYS BECAUSE HE WAS A DRUG ADDICT🤔 BUT PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE MEDICAL ADVICE FROM RFK WHO IS ALSO A FORMER DRUG ADDICT AND A CONSPIRACY NUT 🙄

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 🙄

[bimbo baggins @allyson_meghan]

saying “happy pride” to random straight men to make them paranoid all month

[daz @MetamateDaz]

AMERICA COULD HAVE HAD STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BUT INSTEAD THEY HAVE INSURRECTIONIST FORGIVENESS

[It's 🇺🇸 Tiff 🇺🇸 @TiffMoodNukes]

School House Rock should return to teach Congress how to do their jobs ✍️

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

TMZ finally realized that exposing politicians is where the real money is at now

Nobody gives a fuck about celebrities anymore

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

I was sitting in my Comfort+ aisle seat when a man asked me to switch to his middle seat on a Delta flight.

He said he wanted to sit next to his wife for their anniversary.

I asked which anniversary it was.

He said it was their seventh.

I said that didn’t seem important enough to switch to a middle seat.

He asked me what gave me the right to judge the worthiness of his anniversary.

I told him that it sounded like we were on the same page since he didn’t care enough to pay to sit together.

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

Managers when they receive 2 weeks notice from the star worker they’ve abused for years at work

[Natalie ❁ @heatedlively]

family: “you don’t really read books the way you used to”
me: *reading a minimum of 30k words of fanfic every day*… “oh yeah i guess”

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Zohran Mamdani is the exact example of what happens when democrats do their job instead of writing strongly worded tweets

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

“I did not dedicate my life to advocating for women and girls just so that I could be lectured by a bunch of pedophile protectors.”

~Hillary Rodham Clinton

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HISTORIC. Rep. Jayapal asks Epstein survivors to raise their hand if they still haven't been invited to meet with Pam Bondi or the DOJ.

Every single one raises their hand.

Sometimes gestures are more powerful than words. Damn this Administration.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

But there are no gorillas in The Lion King

[Leaping Larry @Juche_Gang]

How did Christians interpret “Don’t use my name in vain” as don’t say “Oh my god” instead of “Don’t use my name to colonize and enslave half the planet."

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

The fact that Netflix could afford to buy Warner Bros. means they could’ve afforded another season of Mindhunter.