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[austinessenburg @essenVirg]

@chancetherapper Come to Asheville!

[austinessenburg @essenVirg]

@JayElectronica got back on twitter just to tell you to go kick rocks. No wonder you’re playing half empty 500 cap rooms. I was pumped to see you but you don’t give a fugg about your fans, why would we care about you? @burialbeerNC

[austinessenburg @essenVirg]

@Adobe your customer support is horrendous. I am trying to renew my company’s enterprise account, and I can’t even get a response from my “account manager.” Please document this as a formal complaint against your customer “support” platform.

[austinessenburg @essenVirg]

@ReSETConcerts Good morning, I’m attending the show in Atlanta on Saturday. I looked through the FAQs on acceptable items, but I wanted to confirm with y’all: will there be refillable water stations? If so, are hydration packs allowed?

[austinessenburg @essenVirg]

.@SpotifyCares need some help recovering my account. the password reset isn’t going to my email anymore. worried i might be hacked

[Tuinn XCII @Temro11]

#V4MSU

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Why would you ever scarcastically ask “Feel like eating pizza now?” and include a picture of pizza. You should have shown a guy with a spoon in his mouth making a YUCK! face and holding a bottle of oil (label on bottle reads “serving size: 3 spoons”)

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Most zippers suck

Have a great week!

[austinessenburg @essenVirg]

#NewProfilePic

[Tuinn XCII @Temro11]

MSU basketball program in one image #derailed

[austinessenburg @essenVirg]

@LAFitness your customer service is terrible. the fact that you can’t upgrade my membership without having to charge me an upgrade fee is ridiculous. i’m trying to give you more money every month and you make it impossible to do so

[Disclosure @disclosure]

Midnight...

[austinessenburg @essenVirg]

@JaggedMtnCB @Sadler_3 @ConnorKruse54 @CO_Spartans @TravisJackson63 @servaysays

[austinessenburg @essenVirg]

@Sharp_tK @Temro11 @servaysays

[austinessenburg @essenVirg]

@Drake @servaysays

[austinessenburg @essenVirg]

@GriffinPancakes i find it particularly disturbing that i was panicking that the article might be about students from our hometown 🤦‍♂️

[austinessenburg @essenVirg]

@hipatrooney who says you have to be old to do that? 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Drizzy @Drake]

https://t.co/rWaJm2hHNB

[austinessenburg @essenVirg]

even jack nicklaus humblebrags https://t.co/N5sHxxy7QF

[Jack Nicklaus @jacknicklaus]

With all due respect to @themasters, allow me to put my 6 Green Jackets in the closet for a moment and say that I don’t know if I have had a more special day on a golf course. To have your grandson make his first hole-in-one on this stage.... WOW! #Family #memoryofalifetime