Erika Essman

[Erika Essman @Essman03]

Anybody else turn up to Dateline NBC? #staywoke

[Erika Essman @Essman03]

The highlight of my quarantine was a 50 Shades of Grey marathon that aired on Saturday. I don’t wish this on anybody

[Erika Essman @Essman03]

If COVID-19 taught us one thing, it’s that we’d all make terrible pilgrims

[Erika Essman @Essman03]

On a scale of 1- Linkin Park, how numb are you?

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

i saw mommy slamming four lokos with santa claus

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

Beverly Hills Chihuahua? I haven't heard that name in years...

[Erika Essman @Essman03]

I don't think I would be the person I am today without UV Blue. Made me into a woman.

[Erika Essman @Essman03]

Wonder how Superfan Steve is doing these days...

[Erika Essman @Essman03]

@katiemorin07 @Rebecca4Fisher That was at @jayhoyt1 casa and some rando passed out lol

[Erika Essman @Essman03]

Got drunk and forgot my Twitter password for a few months. All is well now. Keep on keepin' on

[Erika Essman @Essman03]

@HillaryClinton Could you do the same thing you did with all those Benghazi Emails but this time with my student loans please

[Erika Essman @Essman03]

This time last year I was preparing to enter graduate school. Now, I'm preparing for my first deployment. Life is weird.

[Erika Essman @Essman03]

Alcohol is the best flu shot around

[Erika Essman @Essman03]

I just took three shots in a row because I remembered that I work tomorrow

[Erika Essman @Essman03]

Grayson Allen currently holds the title of 'Douchiest Player' in all of college basketball

[Erika Essman @Essman03]

Ugh, candles are so badass

[Alex Thornburgh @CoachThornburgh]

It's unreal to me how many people want the president of OUR COUNTRY to fail!

[Erika Essman @Essman03]

Tequila does unspeakable things to a person