If you’re dating a graduate 👩🎓 🎓
Multiply the number of years she pent at Varsity by 4
Those are the number of Diicks she sucked while she was at RES…
Learn or Perish!!
If you’re not married yet but planning to one day, I feel sorry for you. The bar is now very high, you’re going to need at least a million for this kind of wedding.
Back in 2009, when Beyonce was literally counting down the days until she could see Jay-Z after her world tour…
I wonder what she thinks about this video now. Such a beautiful moment for an ugly ending 😭🤣
🚨 SIU Freezes R76.5m in Assets Linked to Eskom Corruption
The Special Investigating Unit has frozen 17 properties and 7 luxury cars tied to businessman Siyabonga Nkosi after uncovering inflated relay contracts at Eskom’s Kusile and Matla stations. Relays priced at R50,000 each—worth just R180–R450—cost Eskom R73.6m. Officials split tenders to dodge oversight, while Nkosi’s trusts laundered funds into prime real estate and supercars. The SIU will now move to recover losses and pursue criminal charges.
https://t.co/8l78rDIiF0
In Scotland, 22 year-old Kira Cousins faked her entire 9-month pregnancy. She wore a prosthetic bump, faked ultrasound scans & even threw a gender reveal party with the dad.
On 10/10/25 she “gave birth” to a silicone doll named Bonnie-Leigh Joyce Gardner (5lbs 4oz). She later claimed the “baby” had a heart condition and informed her family, including her distraught boyfriend, that the baby had died.
Her lie was exposed when her mum found the doll in her room. Kira confessed: “I wasn’t pregnant. There was no baby. I faked scans, messages, a birth story & acted like the doll was real. I f***d up & didn’t know how to stop”