scaredy cat

views are not my own essaych 2020

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

News anchor: And now for our daily cloud report

The Cloud Reporter, lying on the ground outside: Dog in a car.. driving.. The car is now a horse, and the dog isn’t there anymore it’s part of the horse… I don’t know what that is

News anchor: He has such a bright imagination

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

in 2026 nobody has sex anymore and everyone says unpleasant things like cuck and foid and the r word

[▸ ron ! @cl0wntism]

people without autism look u dead in ur eyes and be like "let's go to the bright lights and loud noises place. with thousands of people there"

[gay contraption @temuchainz]

scrolled on my phone instead of reading my book again suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[anne @atsuover]

i’m locking in as soon as covid’s over bro

[scaredy cat @esssaych]

@1wulz 138126569 good unrated level in my recommended https://t.co/eVbadM2ljJ

[juekbix @juekbix]

fucking my lastfm mutual but it doesn't go toward my body count because i didn't last 30 seconds

[EXTOLANT @extolant]

If there's two things DJs are good at it's transitioning

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

the prisoner is always saying some bullshit like “let me out 😢😢😢” ummmm NO!!!!! lol

[scaredy cat @esssaych]

@translucentant crazy prediction

[scaredy cat @esssaych]

little did i know ..

[scaredy cat @esssaych]

@Sp1k1ttee 10th september

[scaredy cat @esssaych]

doing engagement bait on my priv to feel loved

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Guy who should have died years ago: bro I need an art hoe

[scaredy cat @esssaych]

@ziztwo Hi

[scaredy cat @esssaych]

how desperate do you have to be to go on a dating app like you'll be fine

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

scrolling Instagram. Wow a Man I betrayed got married. Good for Noah he got into grad school. He seems to have recovered from my betrayal. woah Mike just had a son. One day I will betray the boy. As I did his father

[trash jones @jzux]

AI is kind of like Temu for thinking

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

(Nazi in 2045) Are houses yoused to be colorfull.

[scaredy cat @esssaych]

Fakemink is tommyinnit and feng is tubbo and drake is dream