not only did my dog eat damn near an entire bag of weed.. the vet just told me she pregnant. i asked how much an abortion cost and they all stared at me 😭
The definition of dark humour is Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs destroying Mount Rushmore with each president taking a pie to the face except for Abraham Lincoln, who takes a pie to the back of the head and has it seep out of his eyes and nose.