Emily❁

Science Educator seeks to change the world...

[Emily❁ @estanfill13]

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me!

[Emily❁ @estanfill13]

“@yaboybillnye: the chance that youll ever find a four-leaf clover is 1/10000 they rare af” @caitlinsully14

[Emily❁ @estanfill13]

@flossy1222 ATM style? #Ew

[Emily❁ @estanfill13]

Hate me all you want, but I've always been clear with my intentions.

[Emily❁ @estanfill13]

Why does fitness motivation follow me? Have you seen these thighs? Does it look like I workout?

[Emily❁ @estanfill13]

The more men I talk to, the less impressed I am.

[Emily❁ @estanfill13]

Why no, I would not like a picture of your penis.
#ReasonsICantDate

[Emily❁ @estanfill13]

Babe, don't give me no rules.

[Emily❁ @estanfill13]

Goals for my first 8am college class: find a cute guy and talk him into bringing me coffee to class.

[Emily❁ @estanfill13]

You can be my Slim
And I'll be your Kim.

[Emily❁ @estanfill13]

Well I just had my holy shit wtf moment of the day.

[Emily❁ @estanfill13]

Don't pay attention to words, pay attention to actions.

[Emily❁ @estanfill13]

It only goes 1 of 2 ways:
we hangout, I get bored, you fall in love, ugly ending.
Or
we hangout, I fall in love, you get bored, ugly ending.

[Emily❁ @estanfill13]

Now here you go again you say you want your freedom.
Well who am I to keep you down?

[Emily❁ @estanfill13]

So you're going to use quantum physics to back up one theory, but turn around and say quantum physics is false to back up another theory?#No