Stevie

Fail better.

[Stevie @estebanpardon79]

Scott Brown. Not getting booked.

[Obiagu 🖤🦁 @MayowaQuadri_]

Aside from Rory Delap's throw-ins and Chris Brunt's corners, which other random players in football history hd a weird attribute or skill that made them well known?

[shesdeadsoosan @shesdeadsoosan]

When you’ve scrubbed your house from top to bottom, put a wash on and fed your kids but forgot to tell Facebook:

[Luis Guzman @IamLuisGuzman]

Humbled

[Barney Ronay @barneyronay]

It's important to grasp that Giggs introduced that poem into evidence deliberately, through his own lawyers, as a way of showing that he is a nice normal guy

[sylvie @sylvie_ish]

CW Police Shooting: after putting his hsnds up, giving himself up and disarming himself 3 Denver police officers shoot man and 6 bystanders. DPD has said they felt their actions were justified. DPD were the only ones to fire any shots.

[Stevie @estebanpardon79]

My plans for tonight.🙌🥳

[Incunabula @incunabula]

The Finnish word "kalsarikänni" means “drinking alone, at home, in your underwear”. The Finnish Tourism Agency has released two emojis for the word.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Find the duck 🦆

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Ed Sheeran has his jail term for ‘Galway Girl’ increased from 20 months to five years after Court of Appeal judges rule the original sentence was unduly lenient

[Stevie @estebanpardon79]

Not even fussed by Spiders but still a hard nope...
https://t.co/8oBaqjT1CS

[Amiyah Scott @KingAmiyahScott]

him: don’t move I’m bout to get the towel

me:

[Overtime @overtime]

Somebody pls check on bro 😭
(via daniel_r8s/IG)

[Stevie @estebanpardon79]

@quakerraina Slay, Queen!

[Crazy Ass Moments in LatAm Politics @AssLatam]

When asked about his position on women's rights, then Bolivian President Evo Morales defined himself as a: "feminist, but with sexist jokes."

[Stevie @estebanpardon79]

@Gmac13073579 Have you now...🤔🤨

[Stevie @estebanpardon79]

The Giggs poem is absolutely honkin, but we'd all be embarrassed if we had our chronic patter in messages leaked...let's be honest.🤣

[Stevie @estebanpardon79]

Disnae really sit right with me that tbh.

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

When you go to a restaurant and there is so much you want to eat that you don’t know where to start😂 https://t.co/Zb9myWbjZx

[Stevie @estebanpardon79]

@Gmac13073579 Made me cringe a wee bit.🤦‍♂️🤣

[Rangers Women @RangersWFC]

🤯 This.

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