Joel Oketch

sustainable and renewable power consultant. Aspiring blogger.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Meet the assistant god who decides who is to bear or not to bear a child.

[I am Chege @_James041]

He is called Michael Ngigi, also know as Kenyatta.

Mr Ngigi was arrested yesterday during the June 25th protests.

Mr Ngigi has not been presented in court and his whereabouts are unknown.

Where is Michael Ngigi?

#FreeMichaelNgigi

[JaHomaBay @HassanMcOjwang]

Surely this Jomo Kenyatta junior must be Uhuru Kenyatta’s brother. The guy looks exactly like his dad. We need a DNA and he is from Murima😅😅

[Kiluuks♡ @DeeKiluu_]

Apana itisha mimi thao ya salon, shika mbao nyoa kichwa Safi Ka balloon 🎈❤️

[Nyambura @Nyambuscov_]

Having a sex partner that strokes you good is better than a relationship

[🕯️jow 🤍 @joanjonas71]

Your fingers have always been faster than your brain.

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

Female tweeps Wenye tunajua hustles zao

1. Branice,
2.Janet Machuka
3. Limukii

Hawa wengine wanauza kinywero

[Joel Oketch @esteem_joel]

Ngonyi

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

#GikombaMarket

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The High Court has now allowed Busia Senator Okiya Omtatah's public debt case to proceed to a full hearing.

The case seeks to establish how Kenya accumulated trillions in public debt and how the borrowed money was used.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

The Kenyan budget has KSh 101 billion that has been budgeted as “Other Operating Expenses” This is budgeted corruption.

[SYal @syalutn]

vcs

[Joel Oketch @esteem_joel]

Mungu nisamehee in advance.

[A concerned Kenyan🇰🇪 @Brian_Collins25]

Grandma said body confidence has no age limit 😂 mafurumbaya🔥

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Contrary to what we have been told, SGR was fully funded by Kenyans to the tune of Sh900 billion.

SGR did not cost Sh360 billion, and no money came from China. We want to know why we are “repaying” a loan for which no single cent came to Kenya.

[Nimo Kilonzo ♓️ @kilonzoNice]

When she is 25 she wants to talk to the 40 year old guy,
When she is 40 she hates 40 year old guys that talk to 25.

When he is broke he hates ricch guys that talk to his girl.
When he is rich he loves to talk to the broke boys girl.

[Joel Oketch @esteem_joel]

She wants sex and a Range Rover

[Mariam @WairimuMariam]

I'm sorry for stereotyping but kyuks have had a very poor diet for the longest.

Carbs as an accompaniment for carbs is a NO.

[Joel Oketch @esteem_joel]

@WairimuMariam What is she lamenting about Mariam ? Any translation?

[🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 @drinkonsaturday]

Have you seen a better sleeper build?

[Joel Oketch @esteem_joel]

Cheki bunda buffet

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Spotting a male & female cop sleeping on the grass at lunch is wild.

OCS and Commanders are off enjoying proper meals, but junior officers are left to starve on the turf.

If they fought for their officers' welfare the way they fight protesters, maybe they’d eat.

[Joel Oketch @esteem_joel]

Nairobi kila mtu ako hustle

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

It’s only in Nairobi utabembeleza dem alale kwako, after hours of persuasion anachomoa night dress na toothbrush from her handbag, as if thats not enough masaa ya slicing unapata its well shaved 😭🌚

[Joel Oketch @esteem_joel]

I have a fetish for pregnant women and they are freaks

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Pregnant women cheat the most!!!!