estefany

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[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Ima start sayin this now. I’m sorry.

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: Why is it that actual human jobs like baker, florist, teacher, and childcare worker barely pay a livable wage, while fakė jobs like AI specialist bootlicker, marketing campaign parasite, and synergy consultant are pulling six figures ??

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

Literally everyone deserves to go out for dinner, buy coffees, wear quality clothing and have fun experiences whilst also being able to afford rent, groceries, bills & have a little left over for savings no matter what job they do. Why is that so absurd to some people?

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

a lot of socializing involves performative interest and i simply do not give a shit

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[Kerri @kerri_szn]

I just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of you might call it masturbation.

[🐝 @beha_hun]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

Ain’t doing situationships at this big age. Either you’re my man or your not. Go play musical bitches somewhere else.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

The most humbling thing about getting older is the realization that a year is not actually long at all.

[Ajibola @4jibola]

being in your 20s is so crazy because every year you’re like a completely different person

[bamarcus @bamrcus]

Mexicans don’t play about little caesers

[🫧 @backlessdress26]

“wym you didn’t start dating till your 20s i’ve been dating since middle school” ok so we are two different people who’ve lived two completely different lives

[estefany @estefahnee]

Lady at the gas station told me she wishes she had thick hair like mine..no baby you don’t…

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[Shantel 💭 @_essscee]

It’s very obvious and ya’ll boyfriends do it all the time

[nemo ✿ @binofromdabando]

they’ll call you insecure cause you don’t want to be with a lustful beast

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

You can eat anything you want on your period because it’s all gonna be liquid diarrhea anyways.

[ab @itgirlab]

like im supposed to believe a man with a gf liking a picture of another woman in a BIKINI has good intentions??? oh yall give these niggas TOO MUCH

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

One of the saddest scenes in the modern world is an immigrant apologizing for their accent to someone who speaks only one language.