Oh,mon Dior!

'I think, if it is true that there are as many minds as there are heads,then there are as many kinds of love as there are hearts.'-Lev Tolstoi

[Oh,mon Dior! @Esteffffff]

Thank you @thisismaneskin for spending 3.235 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/TSGRNACs7L

[Anabel Alonso Oficial 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇸 @AnabelAlonso_of]

Seguro que estuvieron en el #8M2020

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Has anyone else named and started talking to their kitchen appliances yet? No? Just me and Colin the Kettle? Ok
#isolationdiary

[Oh,mon Dior! @Esteffffff]

@ingriiidgs @marina_allo Lloro con estas cosas bonitas 😢😢 😍

[LABICHOTA @karolg]

debí haber perreado más abajo la última vez que salí

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Renaming things to feel more productive

Sitting- “Armchair yoga”
Watching telly- “Sitcom studies”
Eating toast- “Carb testing”
Whatsapping- “Thumb workout”
Scrolling- “Digital espionage”
Staring blankly- “Mind reboot”
Hand washing- “Virusbusting”
Staying in- “Heroic hibernation”

[Oh,mon Dior! @Esteffffff]

Semana 2, día 12: me he puesto una batamanta y estoy imitando a Esperanza Gracia. ¿Hay algo que te inquieta, te perturba o te atormenta?

[Oh,mon Dior! @Esteffffff]

@Nataliagc_20 Pues venía a decirte lo mismo jaja. Proporciones. Las usaban en todo.

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Hey, @EU_Commission, how about we use some of the factories in Europe for... I don’t know, making masks, sanitiser, gloves, breathing tubes, etc?

[Oh,mon Dior! @Esteffffff]

Día n de confinamiento: mi madre escuchando "Resistiré" en bucle.
Yo:

[The Killers @thekillers]

But this is.

[Oh,mon Dior! @Esteffffff]

@empleo_SEPE El problema llega cuando ni siquiera se puede enviar la solicitud por los medios habilitados debido a los errores que surgen (por teléfono es casi imposible que atiendan, mientras que online da error cada vez que se intenta registrar la solicitud)

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Two-word love stories:

Cancelled plans
Apple crumble
Half day
Chocolate orange
Empty carriage
Staying in
Free bar
Golden retriever
Jacket potato
Beer garden
New socks
Early night
Cheese board
Bank holiday
Pancake day
Lie in
Home time
Ice lolly
Large chips
Water slide
Hot tea

[Operación Triunfo @OT_Oficial]

👯‍♀️ @SoyNiaOT2020 interpreta un auténtico himno: "RUN THE WORLD (GIRLS)" de @beyonce 👏 ¿Crees que ha logrado el numerazo que prometía? 🔥 ¡Ya tienes disponible su tema en el disco de la gala! 📲 https://t.co/FCmqfuubaO #OTGala5

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Struggling to say “good for you” without sounding sarcastic, bitter, jealous, annoyed or sad

[Oh,mon Dior! @Esteffffff]

@KivaToman Steff and the earrings

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

A Brit’s procedure for fixing something:

Request: “Give it here, let’s have a look at it”

*further break item so that it’s now beyond repair*

Declare: “Nah it’s broken”

*hand item back*

Suggest: “You might want to get that looked at”

*walk away*

[Jem Gorgory @jemgorgory]

¿debería hacerme una camiseta con esto?