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[lucy sue @fiifiOBJ]

we broke up cos she could not conjugate the verb être. i guess we were never meant to be.

[DelSavy ✨ @delcyn_savannah]

Slowly realizing the secret to hacking adulthood is always having something planned that you can look forward to. That solo date, trip out of town, spa day or pottery class will help keep your head above water

[S. 🏆 @saratu]

I’m really tired, man. Like in a deeply existential way.

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

to guide.

[Pamilerin Adegoke @Pamilerin]

No amount of low spending will save you. If the cash flow isn’t constant, you’ll still go broke.
God Abeg 🥺

[Pejuola| HR🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

Nobody is more stressed than a woman who knows she has potential but feels completely confused about her next move, career and life

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

House officers walking to the ward looking like this always 😂😭

[Premium pie✨ @estericoco]

Grief is such a messy thing.
On some days you’re winging it, on other days you burst out crying in the middle of eating bread and nutella.

[Fabuloski 🇳🇬 @FabusoIaG]

PhD✅

[Bang & Udosen @Udosenson]

Just registered that I was lead anesthetist for my Med school Roomate as he performed a below knee Amputation. Real cute cos our biggest problem used to be Passing Pediatrics, few years ago.

[𝓲𝓷(𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂)👾 @notthatcrazyfr]

the primary function of my heart na to love my babe, after that if e wan pump blood make e pump

[James Ogbaloi @OgbaloiJ]

The way i get naked immediately i enter my house, if someone was to plan a surprise party for me, they'll all see my nakedness once they put on light.. surprise for surprise!!

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs

[FRESH PRINCE @BlaqBonez]

The greatest performer in our music industry is in oau, his name is Asake

What i saw was unbelievable, thirty minutes of Greatness argghhhh

[FAVE! @Just_ebube]

During exam period I don't run on caffeine or energy drink. I never have .
I run on pure adrenaline and the terror of failing😭

[Yo🎀 @baddestchef]

and for the lady, perhaps 3 million naira that she didn’t work for.

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

both of them no suffer reach me this period

[Sadiq G sadiq @sadiqGsadiq]

We got independence in 1960 btw

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

every single problem i’m facing in my life rn can be solved by a ridiculously large amount of money entering into my bank acct.

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I live in an apartment that I rent. If I wanted to invite a Vampire into my home, would I be able to? Or would he have to go through my landlord, the legal owner, in order to enter?