EsTheAy

Probably a true neutral | I (usually) follow back

[🇲🇽🦭💖 Needs a nap @DJdiscobot]

the Zach fish caused some 4 children to start sobbing in fear at my theatre, I had to do about 10 refunds overall while my building was playing it. All from a handful of parents who didn't do research/had no idea what the digital circus movie even was

[Kaizoku-okubey @KaizokuEzra]

Look Jax, I know we dont get along, but nothing beats a Jet2holiday.
And right now, you can save fifty pounds per person.
That's two hundred pounds off for a family of four.

[Vindi 🌟 (DELTARUNE SPOILERS) @Vindi_Deus]

Look Jax, though our temperaments have seldom harmonized, I daresay I have at last devised a means of extricating us from this wretched circus

[SymphonyOfSans @SymphonyOfSans]

“Jax, I know we may not get along but I think I found out who the imposter is.”

[FNaF Funnies @FNaF_Funnies]

"Jax, look. I know we don't get along, but I think I might have just found one. A REAL one."

[Nene @nenemyun]

Jax, look. I know we don't get along, but I think we need to abandon the idea of being 20 years old

[Godzillatronus @Godzillatronus]

First look at Kane Parson’s and Scott Cawthon’s FNAF VS BACKROOMS

Described as an “Avengers-style” crossover event

Fnaf is 11 years old

(source: @DEADLINE )

[ties 🍉 @Ridiculous_Ties]

Look Jax, I know we don't get along, but... Check this out. It's called six seven.

[(Gay) Signal @NopeSignal]

>”I think I found a way out of here”
>kill’s himself

Oh… okay

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

Look Jax, I know we don't get along, but... I think I found a way to go back in time to the first thanksgiving and get turkeys off the menu…

That’s right we’re going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Me when I smell a pie cooling on a nearby windowsill:

[Prezidentka pomoyki @prostKira]

uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ ǝɯɐɔǝq ǝʌ,ı ʞuıɥʇ ı ʇnq ,ƃuoןɐ ʇǝƃ ʇ,uop ǝʍ ʍouʞ ı ,xɐɾ ʞooן

[EsTheAy @estheay]

@dflkjghg @famertat @TLOFPlover @InaFoxxx @ThatChristian12 Must’ve been tough for you to post that reply with only one hand

[coal bones @coalbones]

a group of real life strangers becoming friends while playing a group of fictional real life strangers whose fictional fictional selves became friends

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

The Lessons I Learned from My Dad

I am not the man my father is.
I am trying. Some days closer. Some days farther.
He never sat me down and explained these lessons. He lived them. I’m still learning them.

Show up.
The kitchen table. The hospital room. The funeral. The picket line. The call from the son who won’t answer.
Show up.
Most days that’s the whole job.
My whole life I watched him do it. Not for cameras. Not for headlines. Not because there was something in it for him. He showed up because someone needed him.

I learned that grief doesn’t make you special.
My father buried a wife and daughter. He buried a son. Yet he never treated grief as a claim on other people’s sympathy. Instead, it made him notice theirs.
A mother who lost a child. A father sitting beside a hospital bed. A kid scared about what comes next. A son who lost his mother, his sister, his brother.
He always noticed.

I learned that power is not the point.
The people who chase power eventually confuse the office with themselves.
My father never did.
Whether he was a county councilman, a senator, vice president, or president, he was the same man.
The title changed.
He didn’t.

I learned that family comes first.
The train from Wilmington wasn’t symbolism.
It was every night.
He read to us. Showed up to games. Sat through hospital rooms. Waited up for children who were lost.
And when the day came that the country and the family could not both have him at full strength, he chose family. He relinquished the last chapter of how he wanted to be remembered. And he never complained about it.

Most of all, I learned that love is not soft.
Love is discipline.
Love is showing up at one in the morning when nobody is watching.
Love is answering the phone.
Love is staying.
Love is getting back up after life knocks you down and doing it all again tomorrow.
That love saved my life.
I’ve failed at many of these lessons, sometimes in very public ways.
He loved me anyway.

That’s the last lesson.
I am not trying to become my father.
I am trying to carry what he gave me.
And if I can do that, even imperfectly, that will be enough.

Happy Father’s Day, Dad. I love you.

[terra || kolapon 🍇 🌿 local wovengold enjoyer 🌿 @kolapon_art]

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So in the end Ragatha was right to be worried about Pomni befriending Jax cause Ribbit's mental health was obliterated by how Jax acted

And it wasn't just Ribbit; Jax became awfully rude to Ragatha and Kaufmo as well (1/2)

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DONALD TRUMP IS WEAK ON ALGAE. THANKS TO ME, CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN ALGAE-FREE FOR 2000 YEARS. PEOPLE CALL ME CRYING, "THANK YOU FOR WINNING THE WAR ON ALGAE!" MANY SAY TRUMP FEARS ALGAE BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE ALGEBRA. HE HAS SURRENDERED AND WILL TURN US INTO UNITED STATES OF ALGAE!

[Zach Fuller @zachtothefuller]

I was in tears at the absolute absurdity of seeing this fucker blown up on a giant theater screen and hearing Zach Hadel's voice in 7.1 surround

[DC @DCMakinArt]

This is one of the few things that I understood people gettin confused about in the finale. It's a flashback, but it's not really shown or communicated very clearly