Esther Simpson

[Esther Simpson @estherase]

@KevinVCSdevelop

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Dreamt last night that Harry did two tours of Afghanistan and was getting called a traitor by people who are scared of children in dinghies.

[Esther Simpson @estherase]

@ThereGoesBill @sciencemuseum Not yet. I’ve emailed as well. We can’t have been the only disappointed people (although we went over the road to the @V_and_A and that was lovely)

[Esther Simpson @estherase]

Thanks to @sciencemuseum for selling me £40 worth of exhibition tickets for a time when the museum isn’t open to the public. Money back? Plus train fare?

[Esther Simpson @estherase]

@sciencemuseum I tried. I even booked two tickets for 11am today, but it turns out you sold me tickets for a day you’re not open.

[Esther Simpson @estherase]

Randomly discussing The Old Woman who Swallowed a Fly this morning. Then Ian bought a chicken, and Jago is hiding under the table.

[LBC @LBC]

'Rishi Sunak isn't even British!'

Sangita Myska eviscerates this racist caller who says Tory party member won't vote for Sunak because 'he doesn't represent Britain'.

@SangitaMyska

[Esther Simpson @estherase]

@emmylouscutt Oh, I love it…

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

🎉Happy Birthday @BBC on your 100th birthday! When you were founded we had a King, no one knew if they could afford to put their heating on and we'd just lived through a global pandemic. Times really do change!

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

A reminder of just who he is

[Esther Simpson @estherase]

The Thick of It has really jumped the shark.

[Esther Simpson @estherase]

#gingerbreadmen #sainsburys https://t.co/wS2du15dkD

[Shakespeare Replies @TheBardAnswers]

‘he's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality worthy your lordship's entertainment…’

All's Well That Ends Well, Act III, Scene VI

[Esther Simpson @estherase]

The Euros have started early, and who knew @LouSanders was on the team? #womenseuros2022

[Elektra Fence ⚡️ @ElektraFence]

Boris Johnson: I intend to stay!

Tory MPs:

#PMQs

[Esther Simpson @estherase]

Scavenger #pigeon #vans @ Old Spitalfields Market https://t.co/CKHlcJX2OL

[Esther Simpson @estherase]

Watch out, I’m armed. #estherase https://t.co/4p8e1VEshI

[Esther Simpson @estherase]

#e17 #walthamstow #walthamstowtownhall #fellowshipislife #pride https://t.co/4qUQiFslub

[Esther Simpson @estherase]

#e17 #walthamstow #itwastooheavytocarry https://t.co/LOAafkKAr7

[Esther Simpson @estherase]

I did cooking. #lemontart #jimbobart #slowloris #bakedin @jimbobart @bakedincakes https://t.co/FbnsGbUV5o