hocketphobia

evil purple hockey team stan/Auston Matthews glazer

[hocketphobia @estherpale_]

3 days till we play the vgk and my divorced parents are finally meeting... I’m literally gonna throw up

[aita @leccverst]

Una de las tomas más hermosas y cinematográficas que he visto en la F1

[Sepang 2026]

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

Marner's patience here 😮‍💨 #VegasBorn

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

New Week Ahead 😈

[hocketphobia @estherpale_]

Fernando Alonso maybe you wanna declare something big too?

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

BREAKING: Alex Ovechkin to retire following the 26/27 season #ALLCAPS

[hocketphobia @estherpale_]

Same vibe as “what is a Rozanov? Is that a car brand?”

[maddie⁸⁸ LIV DAY @alltwoghosts]

HIS FACEJDOSHDOWHSI

[hannigram script @hannigramscript]

(HANNIBAL) I let you in. I let you know me. I let you see me.
(WILL) You wanted to be seen.
(HANNIBAL) By you. A rare gift I've given you. But you didn't want it.
(WILL) … Didn't I?

[hocketphobia @estherpale_]

like father like son

[ri @waspiastri]

this must’ve felt like crack

[hocketphobia @estherpale_]

MOUSE GOAL

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

MIIIIIITCH 🪄

#VegasBorn | @forthepeople

[Omar @TicTacTOmar]

there’s a universe where Nylander, Roslovic and Tavares bury those chances and the conversation is McKenna having three quality primary helpers and all the “McKenna looks out of place” chat is non-existent

[hocketphobia @estherpale_]

@brucyriously thats so cute😭I have a same one too

[Ṭhéo @MonteCarloMafia]

Ferrari is a social experiment and Leclerc is the longest remaining sane subject

[hocketphobia @estherpale_]

babygoat

[Liam @Willy4Hart]

Through 3 games, Easton Cowan is controlling:

• 71% of the Shots On Goal (1st on team)
• 62% of the xGoals (2nd on team)
• 82% of the scoring chances (2nd on team)

He’s averaging the 4th lowest TOI (13:49) among Leafs skaters who’ve played 3 games. Deserves more minutes.

[hocketphobia @estherpale_]

btw Gavin we are happy to have u

[hocketphobia @estherpale_]

你们这群拿Mckenna和自己家新秀做对比的人真的好笑，这么厉害怎么没人拿am34首秀去比，是没天赋吗还是😂

[i @bbpoltergayist]

hello suicide hotline i'd like to order one suicide at my place please!

[clara @leclercsletters]

charles' race:

P4 > P21 > P22 (pitted) > P16 > P17 (pitted) > P8 > P13 (pitted) > P6 > P9 (pitted) > P6 (others pitted) > back to P4

what an insane race

[hocketphobia @estherpale_]

1634

[clementine @luvrgrl06]

what is this called