Perfect Woman

I can has all the life?

[Perfect Woman @estrogenius]

@MichelleObama FLOTUS like a butterfly, sting like a bee. http://t.co/dQWte0uc

[Perfect Woman @estrogenius]

Watching other people eat my cookies makes me feel _______ [skinny] [powerful] [maternal] [possessive].

[Perfect Woman @estrogenius]

@rushlimbaugh I forgot to take my birth control three times this week. Do I qualify for #RushBabesforAmerica?

[Perfect Woman @estrogenius]

#SignsYouWereDrunk Woke up to find muffin tins, flour, and Pam on the kitchen floor.