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handful.

[lisa baerman @estrogentonic]

@Davidsgordons All I know is that she is who I sound like when I speak spanish.

[AJ+ @ajplus]

President Trump and Chancellor Merkel met at the White House. And things got a little awk.

[Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew]

From what I understand rules and consistency are everything as a foster dog parent. #GingerGurl @ASPCA @WagsandWalks #AdoptDontShop #pitbull

[Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew]

Sunday snores (not mine). #GingerGurl @ASPCA @WagsandWalks #AdoptDontShop #FosteringSavesLives #pitbull

[Ian McKellen @IanMcKellen]

The Women’s March in London was the longest I have been on. See the rest of my message attached.

[Portland Police @PortlandPolice]

Thank you to everyone who came out for #womensmarchpdx today in what was easily one of the largest marches ever in Portland. 100% peaceful.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Once upon a time, children, the Republicans didn't like the Russians. Then a good elf named Putin came along, and all that changed.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

After celebrating her 2nd birthday by pounding a couple of 40s, Molly crashes on the bed, no doubt dreaming of chaos and anarchy.

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

“He’s such a flagrant, toxic narcissist.” That's Bruce Springsteen's view of @realDonaldTrump

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Viva chronic masturbation

[lisa baerman @estrogentonic]

Thanks #bushwickstreetcats in helping #trapneuterandrelease #yardenstrays and for #catshelter #spayandneuteryourpets

[lisa baerman @estrogentonic]

@RyanGosling
Watching #LostRiver was what I would imagine #theroad meeting @DAVID_LYNCH . Das heißt: beautiful. but soul crushing.

[lisa baerman @estrogentonic]

Darkness on the Edge of Town. Looks for Autumn. @springsteen

[City of New York @nycgov]

All youth should be respected and loved for who they are. Learn more about @ACSNYC’s services for LGBTQ youth. http://t.co/xNZ35HhDdF

[lisa baerman @estrogentonic]

Yup.
https://t.co/JLFIHZIiSq

[lisa baerman @estrogentonic]

My exercises in self-control just make me feel like I am breaking up with myself.

[lisa baerman @estrogentonic]

My heart is telling me to go to Paris. My ears, nose and throat are telling me to stay in bed. Body retaliation.

[lisa baerman @estrogentonic]

"Oriental Town" @ Yokiyo https://t.co/WteHNvof5y

[lisa baerman @estrogentonic]

I might be the woman wearing pants with ducks on them sitting alone at the bar doing shots of tequila. In Chinatown.