Jen

I don't always use Twitter, but when I do, I'm bitching at Ted Cruz.

[Jen @estrojen007]

@Chewy
Anyone else wondering why a 20% off your purchase and $20 off $49+ are the same thing in Chewyland? They offered to honor the posted discount on their site that is available to everyone. 🤡

[Jen @estrojen007]

@Chewy
Adopted a kitten Saturday and received an online coupon book including 20% off my Chewy purchase.

The app is giving basic promo $20 off my purchase of $49+ instead when I use the code.

Why is a discount being offered that won't be honored?

[Jen @estrojen007]

@MartinHouseBrew Awesome Sauce is…awesome. See what I did there🤪? Thank you for making a seltzer that I actually WANT to drink. So freaking good. I’ll keep telling people about it if you guys keep making it. Deal? Deal. 🤝

[Jen @estrojen007]

@RBraceySherman Wait…when did we quit eating babies and start using them as an alternate power source? Guess I gotta go recycle dinner now. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jen @estrojen007]

@FedEx @FedExHelp Our delivery driver needs to use common sense. Our @greenchef delivery was in a locker whose doorway left no room for the package to be retrieved. I HAD TO RIP THE BOX APART AND PULL OUT THE CONTENTS before finally being able to drag the crushed box out.

[Jen @estrojen007]

@demi_burnett blocked me on Insta bc of her pd partnership with FAUX birth control app after I provided actual Facts about human reproductivr system. @BacheloretteABC @BachelorABC do you support disinformation? #safesex #bachelor #bachelorette

[Jen @estrojen007]

@FedEx @FedExHelp So is this the acceptable way to deliver packages to a shared package room? Asking for myself and at least four others.

@greenchef this was my order. Thankfully I found it and it was still cold.

@HelloFresh one of your boxes is up there too.

[Jen @estrojen007]

@SenTedCruz since it turns out you have two accounts like a guy who didn't defend his wife when another man called her ugly on national TV.

[Jen @estrojen007]

@tedcruz But you are a literal Nazi. Sorry you got called out...but I think your more of a gobbles than a Goebbels. 🍆🍊🤤

[Jen @estrojen007]

@tedcruz @SenTedCruz I can't believe you helped kill that police officer.

I've never been so sick hearing "state of Texas". Those words used to fill my spirit with pride.

Resign and go away.

[Jen @estrojen007]

@senatemajldr you're really circulating that if the articles of impeachment come through you aren't going to act on it till one day before inauguration? Shit, do the right thing for once. Vote to impeach ASAP. A continued Trump presidency is a danger to all of us.

[Jen @estrojen007]

@tedcruz But you are a literal Nazi. Sorry you got called out...but I think your more of a gobbles than a Goebbels. 🍆🍊🤤

[Jen @estrojen007]

Jesus, commemorate. It's been A rough week. 🙇🏼‍♀️

[Jen @estrojen007]

@TheRickWilson watching you on Brian Williams on MSNBC right now. Where did you get your cat portrait from? @juando82 and I have three semi-sweet fats we would love to commentate in a similar fashion.

Also, love your work.

[Jen @estrojen007]

@SpeakerPelosi @senatemajldr work together and end Trump's presidency today and get this shut down now. Tear gas, rubber bullets, bullets, we don't care. These people have chosen to renounce their allegiance to this country having only allegiance to Trump. Treat them accordingly

[Jen @estrojen007]

@DanCrenshawTX so...you plant evidence to smear a victim of sexual assault...kind of thing a porno pirate would do in a weird fetish film. Guess you live long enough to see yourself finally called out as the villain. Maybe you should go apologize to Pete. 🖕🏻

[Jen @estrojen007]

@realDonaldTrump

You're fired!

[Jen @estrojen007]

@LindseyGrahamSC Heard you got massively out-raised by the guy who is going to beat you. Sorry you're poor.

[Jen @estrojen007]

@dale_e_ho I hope he eats it like @tedcruz ate that booger. Like a big ol lizzard tongue comes up and smacks it. #omnomnom

[Jen @estrojen007]

@senatemajldr they say that Donald Trump is dismantling our democracy, but really, it's you.

[Jen @estrojen007]

@GregAbbott_TX Under your plan over 10,000 Texans have died. Right now you're more deadly than the police or violent crime.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Under my plan any city that defunds police will have their property tax revenue capped at current levels.

Cities can’t cut law enforcement & then turn around and increase taxes on the residents they just endangered.

More announcements soon.

#txlege

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