Ellyn Stroud

i'm brave but i'm chickenshit

[Ellyn Stroud @estroud]

@Eazy_SweetJones EBONY! I miss you and you deleted your FB. You should come to waffle house w/ me and Taylor soon.

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@jefflittlejohn Just signed into Twitter for the first time in months to ask you for your opinion on the show Wilfred. Your TV opinions >

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Chick fil A #KONY2012

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Hey! About to help produce a series of events in Dallas that you don't want to miss. check out #popUPdallas on twitter and fb for info

[Ellyn Stroud @estroud]

boys who work at marinas

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we found Dove in a soapless place

[Ellyn Stroud @estroud]

If I've learned anything this year, it's that every single cylindrical pseudo-food product under the hot lamp at 7-11 is delicious.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Horses look like Allman Brothers

[Ellyn Stroud @estroud]

Welcome to finals week! Where everything's made up and the points don't matter. -_-

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@alexrelihan Please don't ever tweet less about dogs than you currently do

[Ellyn Stroud @estroud]

Haven't slept in over 48 hours. Just said "what's up" out loud to a squirrel on campus.

[Ellyn Stroud @estroud]

http://t.co/QccESDhf

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@StepanekCassie that's incredible

[Ellyn Stroud @estroud]

put some bean dip between two sour cream and onion pringles and taste the best thing you'll ever eat

[Ellyn Stroud @estroud]

Started new job today waiting tables at Sundown at Granada. Having to memorize vegan shit = worth getting free tix to Granada shows

[Ellyn Stroud @estroud]

Sarah Jaffe's new album on NPR http://t.co/QJSWcJo9 worth a good listen

[Ellyn Stroud @estroud]

The semester is at its end, so I'll confess via Twitter: I am the one who has been drawing penises on the hallway white boards all year. Sry

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

I made friends with another bird, which I don't know the name of. But one who likes to hop & fly into the air and catch flying bugs.

[Ellyn Stroud @estroud]

"I want to be the person my dog sees me as."

[Ellyn Stroud @estroud]

@StepanekCassie do you have it on DVD? I haven't been able to find it anywhere! and my VHS is scratchy