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[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

Every year I forget humidity exists and every year I'd give up my firstborn just to be guaranteed a smooth cold surface to lay on

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

How is everyone and their mom in new york doing drugs and how am I just finding this out now why has no one offered me said drugs wtf

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

@wtfmy3 You deserve to be kinkshamed to the billionth degree

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

Jk she stopped a while ago and just spent the last 30 min imagining and planning out every single detail of my (eventual) funeral

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

The only thing stopping me from throwing myself into a 2 hr existential mitski spiral rn are my cat's tiny little snores

[illegally blond 🇵🇭🇵🇸 @kcdanger]

someone said oldest daughters are the reason that america's parents are vaccinated and I...phew

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

Every. Single. Month. I'm like why am I so inextricably sad this week?? What could possibly be the reason?? Almost...on a monthly basis??? Hm idk it's just so unexplainable

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

I wish I wish I wish I wish I was lying but I've been listening to Godspeed and Laffy Taffy back to back about 5 times now and my mood is indescribable.

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

I never really understood bathrobes bc I just saw them in movies but let me tell you this $12 bathrobe from ikea soothes my goddamn SOUL

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

@wtfmy3 forgot one...the icing on the cake

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

@wtfmy3 Why does mine look like a middle schooler trying to look older her first party

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

@SophieNo_One remember when I witnessed you harass your cat on video?

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

If your personality is just Daily Grind™ and nothing else, just say you never had real friends that made you take emotional responsibility and leave 🙄

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

Can't stop thinking about the fact that I had to go to my dentist today and an old xray machine sang an 8-bit ver of London Bridge is Falling Down as it slowly circled my head. What does it mean.

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

@wtfmy3 I am so tired of you

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

@wtfmy3 Lmaooo you're making it sound like she DIDN'T go into a lecture about the tower of babel

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

Therapy? Is working?????

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

@hilaryduffsaved I need answers.

[big pest 🐝🌻 @estthepest]

Everyday I feel God testing me...