Stuart Karpenko

[Stuart Karpenko @estuarte03]

My favorite feature about the Pixel 6 is how you can use the fingerprint sensor to take you directly to the screen where you have to type in your password to enter the phone.

[Stuart Karpenko @estuarte03]

Overheard - man walking into restaurant bathroom to his young son: "You have to wash your hands before you touch your junk."

[Stuart Karpenko @estuarte03]

The Anxiety Creed

I will try to control every risk I can
I will try to accept the risks I can't control
I will convince myself that there is a difference

[Stuart Karpenko @estuarte03]

Dry January was a long two weeks

[Stuart Karpenko @estuarte03]

A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve ropes here. You have to leave." So the rope goes outside, messes up his hair and ties it up, then goes back in. The bartender says, "Aren't you the rope that was just here?" And the rope says, "I'm a frayed knot."

[Stuart Karpenko @estuarte03]

A majority of the times I swear each day are because of gravity.

[Stuart Karpenko @estuarte03]

My knees think the comfort height toilet is the best invention since sliced bread.

[Zaraya Skea @zarayaskea]

I am completely heartbroken. Most of you knew him as the "Sonics Guy" @sonicsguy but I knew him as my brother who I grew up with and looked up to. I am just devastated to hear he passed away today. Please Rest In Peace brother. I love you! 💔

[Seattle SuperSonics @BringBackSonics]

One of the members of Bring Back Our Sonics has passed away. I am so sorry to hear this news. Working with @sonicsguy over the years and getting to know Kris was a pleasure. He always told jokes and put a smile on my face. I’m sorry we didn’t get it done in time brother!

[NBC News @NBCNews]

US coronavirus cases for each day in November:

Nov. 1: 76,771
Nov. 2: 86,589
Nov. 3: 91,910
Nov. 4: 104,296
Nov. 5: 121,289
Nov. 6: 126,731
Nov. 7: 125,100
Nov. 8: 109,177
Nov. 9: 133,819
Nov. 10: 131,990
Nov. 11: 148,302
Nov. 12: 161,651
Nov. 13: 176,309

[Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence]

Coronavirus economy plans are clear: No return to normal in 2020 - Vox https://t.co/unOsbOVcqg

[KING 5 News @KING5Seattle]

Seattle woman who recovered from coronavirus shares her story https://t.co/ddAaQLNkdH

[Dave Grosby @Thegroz]

Memories....

[Stuart Karpenko @estuarte03]

Just got on the 178 bus at King Street in Seattle. Someone is hot boxing on the bus

[Stuart Karpenko @estuarte03]

Overheard an older husband to his wife while looking at Ernest Hemingway's writing studio in Key West: "This room is about the same size as the one where Grant and Lee signed at Appomattox. Wife, while walking away: "Huh." I'll bet he says crap like that a lot.

[Ryan Totka @RyanTotka]

All.The.Feels 🤗 I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying. A special moment with @ShaquemGriffin and ⁦@Eric_Harding 🙏🏻⁩ ⁦@UCF_Football⁩ ⁦@UCFAlumni @Seahawks #AgainstAllOdds

[Stuart Karpenko @estuarte03]

@Penko_14 You might want to make sure that the fire alarms work

[Brandi Kruse @BrandiKruse]

Finally a good commercial.

[CJAY 92 @CJAY92]

#ChrisFarley passed away 21 years ago today.
This is still the greatest talk show entrance ever!

@realDiamondJT
#CJAY92 #DiamondJT