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Hotel Mira - Jungle 🎵🎧

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@SusieBdds I’m 33.

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

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Jokes on me, I have tickets for this weekend 💀

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3,629 days of being too petty to go watch @CursedChildLDN until they steal @TomFelton back from the US.

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At to the cinema to watch Harry Potter and the Philosophers stone. Everyone’s brought their kids to see it for the first time and I’m sat here alone with my Slytherin scarf and overpriced popcorn bucket 💀💀💀😂😂

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My 5 year old learning that all the dinosaurs were wiped out:

“What about the dogs?”

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@footballxaddict had me in a chokehold ngl

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Ackley Bridge is ruining my life

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my 5yo, wearing my glasses.

Me: you look like Hermione Granger.
Her: Why am I in grave danger?

#misheard

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@footballxaddict ROSIE CRIED 😂😂

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3,629 days of being too petty to go watch @CursedChildLDN until they steal @TomFelton back from the US.

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Listen, I’m just gonna say it. I would die for Jim Hopper

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Outlander has me in a chokehold

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@yorkshirelassX0 This notification popped up on my phone with only your icon as the picture and I deadass thought Aaron was having a rant 😂

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@x19971234 Outside towards Pink Carpark

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At my kiddos first concert 🥰

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@footballxaddict I love that soundddddd

[TheWhipHand @twiggysmalz]

The female gaze is perfectly exemplified by the fact that women are feral over Tom Hiddleston while exactly zero of us are attracted to Thor.

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To the AI thingy that listens to all my conversations and tailors my ads,

I realise that British people complain a lot about the sun but the advert for being cryogenically frozen for an affordable cost wasn’t really what I had in mind.

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@NinjaJim7 @bisexualclairo Isn’t bisexual meaning two cis genders and pansexual all genders or have I got that wrong?