HashTag Brown

Humorous IRL. Hilarious on Twitter. DJ & hash brown lover. Wait: I don’t love DJs, I am a DJ and love hash browns.

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Lost my first comedy roast battle. Knew it looked bad when I brought a chicken & seasonings and my opponent brought a microphone.

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@VDOOZER @Irethsurion Pay?!? He had a priceless book burn. I own a book, I’d be pissed

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Starbucks has become the Dollar General of coffee

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just found out that Coachella isn’t an all-female reboot of the Craig T Nelson sitcom “Coach” and i’m no longer interested.

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@naturallight @TheRichardKarn #GarageImprovement #Sweepstakes

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@naturallight #NattyBracket #Sweepstakes

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@naturallight 3 #NattyBracket #Sweepstakes

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@naturallight got to be 5 #NattyBracket #Sweepstakes

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@naturallight 3 #NattyBracket #Sweepstakes

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@boss_angeles I also spent countless hours staring at that map, and then one day years ago at a Disney memorabilia auction….

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@elonmusk Great news, I had that on my 2025 Bingo card

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Another year and no McRib McMuffin @McDonalds hear our cries!

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I have decided to subscribe to X to fill the void left by Alyssa Milano. @elonmusk can thank my by getting us to Mars in my lifetime.

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Did @GuyFieri get re-elected as Mayor of Flavortown or are we waiting for recount?

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@AnthonyCumia Beaufort, SC nice place. Bought a boat from there once

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@AnthonyCumia This is exactly how it was on my side of Virginia. The part that is always red on the maps

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@screamscape I think it sounds too much like Pantheon right down the road at BG

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@JasonMiyaresVA Not until you add the Eastern Shore to your graphic. Guess we don't count

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@StuckeyStop Book signing in Mappsville today ? 😂

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@boss_angeles These old Contemporary resort pictures are great!

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@screamscape It might be my age, but I have been saying this same thing for years. I'll take a Hagrid's Motor Bike Adventure over VelociCoaster anyday.