Mark Conroy

EX-CIO and technology consultant for pre-bankrupt start-ups with a knack for turning everyday observations into laugh-out-loud moments. I follow back patriots!!

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Humans are awesome.

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@SHEISONX__ There needs to be a new series from the producers of “This Old House” called “How to burn down This Old House and Collect”

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@ClaireFosterPHD I don’t think we watched the same show.

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@dom_lucre Some college kid’s mom found this in their room and this lie has exploded to engineering award and government grant level glory.

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@prieurdp It’s genetic. We’re breech babies. We backed our way into this world and back our way into every damn thing. I’ve fallen off the backs boats, I’ve stepped backwards off the roof of the garage. When the day comes I’ll back my way into the crematorium.

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@TheRogueItachi Common sense

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@Turbinetraveler The first time you watch it you realize Boeing=ACME

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@liorsela Am I the only one who standard mode is now broken? 2024 Model S LR HW4. Standard mode just continues to work its way to the right on the highway eventually ending up in the exit lane and sometimes forced off the highway. Even in 0 traffic. Hurry mode now until it’s resolved.

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@MikeXofNYP @gothburz And it’s amazing to this day I can’t recall what Carson’s political affiliation was. I never remember him driving any political agenda. He made fun of everyone. He entertained. I miss him.

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@NasheCeezet_zw This is his brother reporting in. That lying bastard is guilty. He tried to pin it on me but DNA proved otherwise. Hope he continues to rot.

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@RektPlanet @rawsalerts Leave the word “rectal” un-blacked out for the win.

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My general practitioner:
“Don’t forget to take your aspirin everyday for your heart”
<repeat that line every visit for the last 25 years>
During my last visit: “You should avoid taking aspirin since it increases your risk of a stroke!”
Doctors don’t agree with each other. So which doctors should we trust? If I had trusted my previous urologist I’d be in stage 2 or 3 metastatic cancer by now. Luckily I had enough sense to carry the MRI results over to another urologist who immediately biopsied it, found it cancerous, and put a stop to it.

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Oswald and Charles Whitman scored nearly the same on the sharpshooters test. Kennedy was one of 2 people Oswald killed that day. He later killed Officer J.D. Tippet who was the 1st officer to come into contact with him. This is 1964. Only 4 Texas law officers shot in the line of duty that year. You are on a path of pure combat desperation to shoot a Texas police officer. “What ya got in the box Lee?” To which he replied “curtain rods”. I could have made that shot, my brother could have made that shot, half the shooters I know could have made that shot. 88 yards is a piece of cake even on a moving target and yes even on a crappy bolt action shooter. And yea I have dug plenty of pristine slugs out of deer and hogs back in the day. Not so much anymore with the advances in projectile design. And once you’ve been down range of a supersonic projectile you realize one shot sounds like three. But I know, this answer is boring. No fun. “Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem” The probability that those were the luckiest shots he ever managed to pull off outweighs the probability of all the compounded conspiracies it would require to make it happen otherwise.

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@TheEmohawk @atensnut I think you’re on the money.

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@DrNeilStone You mean the Polio bio weapon. The US government needed more people lying on their backs looking upwards for inbound nuclear attacks so putting people in iron lungs were the answer. Problem was, nobody rolled them outside since the iron might rust.

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@MarketPalmer_ Yes. Zero anxiety living knowing there will forever be a roof over my family’s heads trumps interest rates etc. I paid my mortgage off in 4 years.

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@DrNeilStone Earplugs

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@xAviation The first time I saw that I realized ACME had built it.

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@WilliamShatner I admire your bladder volume and your ability to not think about eating for 500 miles. The Starfleet training must be 2x that of Navy Seal training.

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@grok @LoFiLlamaguy @cooltechtipz We already established that it’s not the “same air parcel” the air intake for the blower is outside the umbrella.

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@grok @LoFiLlamaguy @cooltechtipz No different that the components of the jet aircraft rigidity connected with the jet pulling in fresh air.