“It’s just that all of these Caribbean resorts look exactly the same to me. It’s just a random beach.”
“Oh I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You sit at your laptop, and you select… I don’t know, that all-inclusive resort for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what cookie-cutter consumerist hotel your parents made you go to.
But what you don’t know is that hotel isn’t just all-inclusive, it’s not Ixtapa, it’s not Zihuatanejo. It’s actually Cancún. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in the late 60s, Mexico ran a huge trade deficit with the US. They were industrializing rapidly, importing machinery and materials that had to be paid for in dollars. Then I believe it was INFRATUR, wasn’t it, that actually spent months building a computer model, feeding data to an IBM 360 to analyze Mexico’s entire coastline, evaluating climate, beach quality, accessibility, and development costs.
Then they identified Cancún as a strategic tourism development zone, deliberately modeled on postwar Mediterranean resort economies. By the mid-1990s, major U.S. and European hotel chains standardized the all-inclusive resort model there. That model was then replicated, refined, and exported across the Caribbean.
Eventually, that choice filtered down through Expedia algorithms, airline bundle deals, and trickled on down into some TikTok’s influencer video which you no doubt watched in bed doom scrolling. However, Cancún represents billions of dollars in coordinated state planning, private capital, labor arbitrage, and tourism dependency. Tens of thousands of jobs. Entire regional supply chains.
And it’s sort of comical that you think you simply picked "a random beach" when in fact you’re sipping a piña colada at a resort selected for you by the Mexican federal government’s years-long optimization process… from a bunch of random beaches.”
DDL is back from retirement..... manifesting Robert Eggers Phantom of the Opera starring DDL Erik and.... idk Anya Taylor-Joy as Christine and Nicholas Hoult as Raoul.... Willem Dafoe can be the rat catcher or one of the managers idkkkk im always bad at fancastinggg
Daroga with the informal tu and erik with the formal vous.. when the daroga is literally getting Tortured in the Torture Chamber..... but during their final meeting they both use tu............. what does it mean............ what could it Possibly Mean...............
@mmaoddslol @lmp3rfect Like the other person said, it would've probably created an embolus that would clog his vessels, and also would be a huge source of sepsis as the insect would be carrying germs the interior human body should not be exposed to. There is a reason hospitals keep things so sterile
@Insanely_Eddy02@array08191 @nocontexthousem I mean, they're based off Sherlock Holmes and Watson, who were pretty much gay coded too. And Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's own brother-in-law thought they were so gay he actually wrote a parody series where they were even MORE gay
It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.
nosferatu moving to wisborg to meet his long distance discord kitten while everyone else is suffering bouts of hysteria and nightly terrors in fear of a senseless darkness coming for them