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killer rocks

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@Craig_Higgins in case you haven't figured it out already, the .xex files, the 'files' subdirectory and other stuff all go directly under assets

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That goldeneye port seems kinda rough still (it is a 1.0). It didn’t work on an AMD machine but did on a less powerful nvidia, and then that froze after a bit

[Graslu00 @Graslu00]

A surprise recompilation of GoldenEye XBLA dropped just a few hours ago!

You can play the Community Edition on it for all the fixes over the years. Online support, high framerates, filters, and possibly more to come.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Cartoon garbage can tier list:

S TIER: Intact fish skeleton, Live black cat

A TIER: Apple core, Glass bottle (green), Drumstick with one bite taken

B TIER: Banana peel, Glass bottle (brown)

C TIER: Tin can, Milk carton

D TIER: Green slime, Crumpled paper balls

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“Do you wanna add boba to your Thai tea?”
Yeah definitely love drinking detritus

[Retro Fighting Robot - COMM OPEN @RetoroRobotto]

#Castlevania #CastlevaniaFanart
I fell in love with this character's design instantly, but since I haven't played Castlevania, I didn't draw her to avoid feeling like an impostor

So imagine my joy when a client requested her for their project!!!

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[Shaun 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 @shaunvlog_]

The European mind cannot comprehend how intoxicatingly good these things are. Yes, I was the European mind.

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Euros lardmaxing the second they hit the southeast, corn syrup the kudzu of the soul

[sc @SneakyCanadian]

Shit I see when I take 25 Benadryls.

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C230 kompressor milf or chain smoking rusted out corolla pls

[The Dan The Man Show💥 @DanManShow]

I forgot I made this video years ago and I genuinely don’t remember why

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I love how soft this artist's girls are
https://t.co/CeijTpjeRG

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I told you not to get those temu spellbooks! 🔥

[🎨: @/zaino_masaki]

#Alcoomy

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The only one that’s necessary IMO are the san'shyuum. I’ve seen a lot of people call them “the prophets” but the prophets are just those guys, there’s san'shyuum that aren’t the prophets.

[Free Sea Elf @TheFreeSeaElf]

If you were playing Halo in 2007, they were called Elites. Nobody called them 'Spaghetti' or whatever that was just like trivia to know what the Covenant called themselves.

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Carmack with a beard has such a different vibe to him

[John Carmack @ID_AA_Carmack]

Trista had never played tabletop Dungeons & Dragons before, so I recently dusted off some old skills and ran a little four player game for her.

I never learned modern 5e rules, and I wanted to keep it simple, so I initially considered going full retro with the original Little Brown Book rules. That was a little too crude, so I wound up with the Rules Cyclopedia version, harkening back to my D&D basic set in the late 70s.

The big change from my old games is that Trista and the other players were already skilled Warhammer figure painters, which meant everyone painted their own figure and they collaborated to give me a full menagerie of painted monsters for the game. The expense of lead miniatures and lack of art talent in my early gaming groups had always meant unpainted player characters and cardboard chits for the monsters.

I had a little bit of a bias towards “it is a game of imagination!”, but visual aids are good, actually.

Everyone had fun, and I may be on the hook for doing this once a quarter.

[Dofu the Novice @DofuTheWhite]

This quick snap to general veers always cracked me up. Like Jesus dude I'm right here.

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@puupiks There’s something devastating about a poster that says “pickles forever” being taken down, I think we’ve all been there, we’ve had our own personal pickle