Eta

built for real traders and creators who mean it. launch on solana, graduate to PumpSwap. $ETA BSxJUPUSSSovtBxYZFJmwBseRSo7YjqhFbfuLqEmpump

[Eta @etadotfun]

https://t.co/E3tkJLNTTg is live.

here's how it works, in under a minute 👇

[Eta @etadotfun]

$ETA

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[Eta @etadotfun]

$ETA relaunch is live.

this is a real project with its own program on solana mainnet:
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not a wrapper. our own bonding curve, our own rules on chain.

pump fun keeps shipping gimmicks and never touches the thing that actually kills launches, because snipers, flippers and bundles are its volume. we built exactly what they won't:

90% sniper tax in the first minute. 10% flip tax. bundles die on one rejected buy. every buy needs a human.

coins still graduate to pumpswap. same liquidity, same terminals. the only difference is the bots lose the opening, and half of what they pay buys $ETA for real traders every monday.

we launched yesterday at a bad time and never explained any of this. so here it is, properly.

[Eta @etadotfun]

small update, live now:

– launch form shows the exact cost before you sign, and won't let you send if the wallet is short
– chart: flat minutes draw as a continuous line, no more dashes
– $ETA contract on the home page and the earn page
– discord field in coin links

[Eta @etadotfun]

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[Bando @bandosei]

the top 25 pumpfun deployers:

> launched 770k tokens
> extracted $128M from the trenches
> produced only 6 tokens with a 20M+ MC

that's $128M extracted just by 25 devs

[Eta @etadotfun]

@_knone_ nothing we can do about that one, $ETA launched on pump fun because a launchpad with zero coins gets zero eyes. that's exactly the problem https://t.co/E3tkJLNTTg exists for: on our curve no wallet can get past 1% in the first 30 min, 2% after.

[Eta @etadotfun]

hold 100.000 $ETA, pay less to trade.

fee drops from 1% to 0.8%. reward points get 1.25x.

no staking, no lock. it's checked every time you trade.

https://t.co/3OHoSBYIQl

[Eta @etadotfun]

why is "who bought in block 1" the first thing you check on axiom before touching a coin? because on every launchpad, block 1 is the whole game. 5 wallets fill it, you're exit liquidity.

why does pump fun ship stocks and a feed and a fee on top of a fee, and never once touch the thing that actually robs you?

because the bots are the volume. fixing block 1 costs them money.

nobody asked for raydium launchpads, meteora curves, dynamic fees. maybe we all just miss 2024: one curve, one page, a fair shot at the open.

on https://t.co/EQbrSY6rtS block 1 costs the bots money. 90% tax in the first minute, bundles die, every buy needs a human. no extra fee, no premium tier, no "pro" terminal to see it.

built for devs who want a fair open and traders who are tired of checking block 1.

[Eta @etadotfun]

there's a number at the top of https://t.co/E3tkJLNTTg that no other launchpad can show you: bot tax. every SOL a sniper or a flipper paid to get in early, live. that's not our revenue, that's the pool. it buys $ETA for the people who traded like humans.

[Eta @etadotfun]

you can also schedule a launch on https://t.co/EQbrSY6rtS. pick a time, sign once, and the coin opens at that exact second whether you're online or not. the page is up from the moment you schedule it, so people can talk about it and hit notify before there's anything to buy. no more "dev launched 20 min early".

[Eta @etadotfun]

@f2yogs not a bug, that's the wallet cap: 1% of supply per wallet in the first 30 min, 2% after that, counted on what you bought. it lifts completely once the curve is 80% sold. same on every coin here, it's how a launch doesn't get eaten by one wallet in minute 1.

[Eta @etadotfun]

the curve on https://t.co/EQbrSY6rtS, in plain terms:

second 0 to 60: snipers pay up to 90% tax. 1 SOL at launch puts 0.1 in the curve. the rest goes to the pool.
buy and sell inside 2 minutes: 10% tax. move tokens to a fresh wallet, still 10%.
5 buys per slot. a bundle with a sixth buy fails as a whole.
1% max per wallet in the first 30 min, 2% after. dev capped at 3%, forever.
every buy co-signed by a human check. sells never need us.

all of it enforced by the program, not by a server:
https://t.co/QScgYGnZby

the bots' tax doesn't go to us. it buys $ETA every monday for the wallets that traded.

[Eta @etadotfun]

@jellygo818 that's our on-chain program, https://t.co/aXGneuDHat

[Eta @etadotfun]

@HydrooTrades program:
https://t.co/aXGneuDHat

[Eta @etadotfun]

@HydrooTrades on our own program, not pump fun's curve, so terminals don't index it during bonding. trade on eta fun, it hits pumpswap at graduation and shows up everywhere. working on terminal support.

[Eta @etadotfun]

no token yet. we shipped the product first.

$ETA comes later, and its contract will be posted from this account and nowhere else.

until then: launch something, trade something, climb the board.

[Eta @etadotfun]

https://t.co/E3tkJLNTTg is live.

here's how it works, in under a minute 👇

[Eta @etadotfun]

the part nobody else does:

half of what eta earns buys $ETA every monday and goes to the people who traded.

1 SOL traded = 1 point. top 10 split 30%, ranks 11–100 split 40%, everyone else 30%. no referrals, no quests.