Etan Cohen

I'd rather make a friend than a movie.

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

@AntiToxicPeople Blushing? Sure. But I'm mostly terrified. Probably spend the rest of the day getting f-ed up on Brawndo

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

@Prognosticus @TomBrady Stunned but... perspective?

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

I guess this is what it took for me not to care where @TomBrady plays next year. #Patriots #coronapocalypse

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

All @realDonaldTrump needs to do is come up with the right insulting nickname for #CrazyCorona and we'll all be fine

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

@emilyboco Mine are also named Flip and Stella! They are very good company when they aren’t pooping on my floor

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

@creativebcs @JFLNorthWest Right on!

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

Hey #Trumpcast listeners. Please listen to this at 1/2 speed. @VirginiaHeff sounds so drunk. https://t.co/eNG2ytJPw8

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

Join me in sunny Vancouver on March 9! #jflnw18

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

Yo memo so partisan, it fought against Nazi-occupied Europe #YoMemoJokes #YoMemo

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

Yo memo so crooked, @realDonaldTrump called it Hillary #YoMemoJokes #YoMemo

[Harvard Ash Center @HarvardAsh]

Will we see you Thursday? Don't miss the kickoff to our 'This Week in Dystopia' film series @BrattleTheatre. We'll be screening Idiocracy & recording a live @WeekinDystopia episode with co-screenwriter @etanjc. Admission is FREE!

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

@NicePriceBooks From the episode “Redcorn Gambles with his Future”

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

@allen_earnest18 You’re very welcome!

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

Elizabeth Warren is to #Pocahontas as @realDonaldTrump is to...

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

@bronchitisman @realDonaldTrump I’ll keep you posted!

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

Here’s the plan: we put the nuclear codes in the Oval Office and tell @realDonaldTrump they’re in the corner.

[Emily Bowen Cohen @emilyboco]

📷 Happy Thanksgiving! https://t.co/gJ598CBbUV

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

@DTNowakowski @MarquisMark23 I still think a 13 billion-year-old should stay away from teenagers.

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

@jesswinfield You convinced me - I’m voting for Roy Moore!

[Etan Cohen @etanjc]

@MarquisMark23 But still, you know, pretty damn old.