Etan Vann

In the middle of all middles, and beginning of all beginnings

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@ShabbosK @realrabbilinda All you need is a four year term to have the job for life! Ask Abbas for tips!

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@MyNameIsAviJ Not even a day on Slabodka and he thinks he's a nobody???

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@MackTheSpoon402 @AlbertBaram IS THIS THE TEMUNAH REBBE????

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Is Triangle H an accepted Hechsher? Asking for a friend

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@DBashIdeas Shouldn't Plan A be every day?

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@letsgettserious @DBashIdeas

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@RavBurg "ChaS-HN"

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@NianticHelp Why not Sunday?!?

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@camhigby Surface to Surface Kamikazes

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@MaxNordau Retrace my steps and figure out what went wrong last night

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@Yahrtzeits Many fasters in the world feel very fondly of him.

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@NianticHelp Issues still occuring! This is the third remote raid I've been glitched from!

[Etan Vann @etanvann]

Yeshiva Fashion Debuts

[Michael Caputo @MichaelRCaputo]

At Milan Fashion Week, ARMANI explains to the world a very simple concept:

“Men don’t wear skirts, they wear dark suits on white shirts with the cuff slightly slips out of the jacket and they wear a tie.”

And that is all.

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@MrBeast @DONG_WIZARD Sheikh Jamal Ibn Beast

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@cholentface Ask not what fleishig restaurants are around, but what Fleishig restaurants are geshmake!

[Avi Schwartz @MyNameIsAviJ]

I'm absolutely convinced that there has to be someone on the inside of the anti-Israel protest planning group trying to sabotage them.

Who else could have convinced them that yelling "shame" at kids with cancer was going to help their cause??

[Etan Vann @etanvann]

@avilewis Hey Avi, glad you didn't have to run to the bomb shelter while praying Kabbalat Shabbat this week! You should try it sometime! - from everyone, Jew and Arab, in Jerusalem last night

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@DBashIdeas @ShabbosReads What's wrong with a Machzor like the rest of us?

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@DBashIdeas You mean posters with women on them?

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@MicahGreenland New NCSY Kollel branding? Best. Heaven. Ever.