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Moron

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

People obsess over SEO items like keywords, Google Profiles, and reviews.

But there's low-hanging fruit that most people ignore completely.

Page speed. Google says it's a ranking factor, and it's easy to beat out 99% of your competitors by doing a few simple things: 🧵

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

If none of our elected officials will fix the immigration problem, how long do we wait before we just remove them ourselves?

This question will come up again later, btw.

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

@LordBenne Just imagine a pair of chubby guys running down the field to measure offsides calls with chains

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

@TrickyFever22 Love all the retarded staff shielding the evil white’s Spell of Hate and Bigotry

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

@hayasaka_aryan Imagine how retarded you have to be to think that "simply existing" bothers anyone. These retards can't stop talking about how powerful (and somehow still "oppressed") they are. It simply never occurs to them that their constant bitching is what makes them unlikable.

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

Groundhog day except there's two days:

The first day there's a groundbreaking peace deal with Iran.

The second day we're bombing Iran again.

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

Superpower Idea: your hair is always the exact length you prefer.

[Groby @groby5000000]

Punching the ground so hard the Chinese guy on the opposite end of the world gets flung in to the air

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

Praise Jesus Christ

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

@andrewchen Because none of them rolls off the tongue. Instead they trip, fall, and hit every step on the way down.

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

@NeonTheWolf_ I think you’re right. So much of the Trailer 1 focus was on socials. It’d be surprising if that wasn’t part of it.

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

@Thedawgg2409 @Okami13_ Yeah lots of videos of ambient-type stuff. I'd be surprised if they didn't make it at least semi-important to the online mode.

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

@SilentHillDude1 1. The timeline is full of people bitching.
2. They always do a gameplay showcase 2-3 months before release.
3. Excellent engagement bait

[Wayne Waldrop @WayneWaldropW]

The Declaration of Independence quite literally tells us to overthrow a government exactly like the one we have right now.

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

@valuetainment Just imagine the Stripe account video they'll post on their business coaching course

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

@Lionspectre Funniest night in American history

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

@GTASixInfo This tracks with them trying to avoid early leaks from discs. But it also allows them to triple dip on purchases:

1) Digital for anyone who wants to play Day 1
2) Physical for anyone who wants to actually OWN a copy.
3) PC versions

Kinda gross actually, but they hate leaks.

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

@MParras_ps3 Stored outfits, easy peasy

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

@sassuki6 @xkleinmikex Yeah that's probably part of it too. It doesn't have to be one single thing. I guarantee they had a bunch of conversations about it and all these things came up.

[Anonymous Retard @etard_ray]

@sassuki6 @xkleinmikex Rockstar clearly thinks it’s a problem. It’s not hard to see why they’d care; they’ve spent years on it and don’t want it spoiled PLUS they make more money this way.

I don’t care either way. I just said what I think their reasoning is, dunno why you’re chimping out about it.