Aaron Black

Truth in Circumstance. True to Text. Speaks Honestly.

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Wrong. Movie. To Watch.

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Awwe they don’t take same day reservations… and I was gonna pay for a no show cancellation. #psshhknighter

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Never been. Safe for kids? I give them a pat on the back for the blue flag with red trim. Envious of their weather right now. 40-50, if it helps.

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I would LiKen my Driver and wood shot to be… effectively, the same.

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Monsters are Real. Marco…uhhh may get a little weird for a bit. Have empathy, don’t be an asshole. Here’s a picture of a bubbly stream while big brother takes care of business.

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@elonmusk Fair.

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In Trust We the Gods.

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Listen, Pope Du Jour. it’s Adam and Eve, not Evie and Stevie. How would that even science? God of Life founded on the idea that Clammy hands make wise pearls of bivalve exports? Nobody could make that analogy work! #rimshotseries

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Now, Nathan sometimes I disagree with the language the president uses. #notalwaysthebestexample I’m sure Michelle really let him have it when he got home…

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? #IQtest

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Wow, Rubio, your brain is a machine right now. I’d slap you and give you a cake at the same time. Well done. Keep it up. I love it.

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What? A sign from Leo’s God? Maybe.

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It is a gift to exist.

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Ok, ISC crew. I’m hereby reeling back the posts from “politically inflammatory” to “professionally moderate”. The ole’ Ms. Therapy ball and chain thinks it would be a wise decision.

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My love goes out to Mrs. Gomez…😍🤗👍

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O.K. Doesn’t have enough power.

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Front porch cigarettes.

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Got me? O.K.?

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How tragically caged does the grace of the rewards of evil board decisions make a man feel? He had a family. America, meet the banal evil we enable. RIP Mr. Thompson. Once a day I take my lisinopril and think of you.

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My apologies to the 14, 80 year old Americans whose grandpas actually explored parts of Alaska or somethin.

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Remember when all you had to cook the meat you tracked and hunted and slit and gutted and skinned and cleaned was Flint and Steel? OF COURSE YOU DON’t. Because you’re not a flippin Pioneer, and neither was your grandpappy. Stop thinking you live in a world you don’t. #better