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[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: Henry Nowak's father speaks out on the murder of his son:

"He told officers he could not breathe NINE TIMES, he said he had been stabbed FOUR TIMES, but the officer replied saying' 'I don't think you have, mate.'"

What a brave man.

[‏ً @Kaaliyug]

You'd never guess what he’s replying to.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

WE AINT GOING ANYWHERE!!!! GLORY GLORY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR!

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Fake and gay”

[Aja ♀️🇬🇧 @AjaTheEmpress]

When I was younger, this would have been a sketch on a comedy show. Today, it’s the Green Party.

[G 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ggh1992]

The left are a fucking disease to humanity honestly.

[TEMP @TEMPMCR]

We live in a society where people will cry about what the police have done here. What a fucking shit show of a country we are becoming. He’s just stabbed 2 people he should be getting slept with leather to the temple

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Trump: "That's where Martin Luther King gave his great speech. He had a million people. And I had the same exact crowd, maybe a little bit more. I actually had more people."

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

Kids look like they’re being a bit loud during their father’s tv time

[Ben Graham @BenGrahamUK]

I’m genuinely struggling to understand this.

Ye is banned from the UK for saying offensive things.

Meanwhile, a former ISIS terrorist, Ahmed al-Sharaa was shaking hands with Keir Starmer and King Charles III last week.

One said mean things.
The other chopped heads off.

This does not make sense.

[celtic Jaime 🍀 @celtic_jaime]

Love this think talking about his wife helped him more than the lads helping him clearing his garden. It’s nice to be nice in life ❤️

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

It’s 2026 and every single word Alex Jones spoke is true.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Bro, this is the worst prank you can do to someone! 😭

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home.

They traveled around 17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners..🐶🐾🥺❤️

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

Just had my council tax bill through and it's gone up *considerably*.

Also had to pay extra for my green waste, again.

It immediately reminded me of this masterpiece.

[// @aggzzx]

This is the stuff I want from podcasts

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I am delighted to release Restore Britain's first ever party political broadcast.

[J-Skillz @ApnaJSkillz]

This #Phoneshop