Nick Ethier

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“Wow, what a hole”

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What’s up with CVS and Walgreens hiring some of the biggest weirdos on the planet?

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

Just spent $168.87 on 5 salad meal prep containers and have zero remorse

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

Ok Grillo pickles are fire flames, Grillo hummus too, but Grillo flavored tooth paste?? That’s suspect

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

“I had a relationship end because of beef stew” - Uncle Pete. Great story.

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

“You’re constructed by the tiny little decisions that you make every day”

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

Do what you’re meant to do, not what you’re supposed to do

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

“Take your sense of humor seriously” - Matthew McConaughey

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

Fun fact of the day: 1/6 serial killers are women and 40% of them are nurses

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

The tribe has spoken

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Make Halo great again

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

The best gravel bike is a mountain bike

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

Ok best name for a plumbing company I’ve seen to date: Jimmy Pipes

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

Iron Man will return

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

@ap__22 Fuuuuck read it lied to me

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

@ap__22 Still need to see new alien!

[Nick Ethier @etebabywut]

Wow Dodgeball and Austin Powers both on TV that’s a tough choice. I guess I’ll just throw on Fox News

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@ap__22 🔥🔥