Ete-Messi

Kenyan Sportsman

[Africa Updates @africaupdates]

While addressing a development cooperation conference in Sweden, former CBK Governor Njuguna Ndung'u alleged that Kenya🇰🇪's President has overrun state institutions, creating a climate where officials comply out of fear.

[Ete-Messi @etemesi]

@ufw_lynnnn 😋

[𝑳𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒓 @lamaralqaisy]

أجمل لقطه في نهائي المونديال💙❤️

[Sadosky🥇 @AIfechukwu63643]

He won titles with Barcelona — “comfort zone.”

He won Ligue 1 — “Farmers League.”

He won MLS — “rigged and scripted.”

He won the World Cup — “rigged and scripted.”

He won the Copa América — “they organize it every year just so he can win.”

He won 8 Ballon d’Ors — “robbed.”

He won 6 European Golden Boots — “irrelevant.”

He has the most assists in football history — “assists don’t matter.”

He dribbles past opponents — “they don’t tackle him properly.”

He scores free kicks — “they’re too close, and the goalkeepers just let them in.”

Other big national teams failed to beat small teams so could play against his team — “It’s his fault and FIFA’s.”

He’s humble — “it’s all an act.”

No matter what Lionel Messi achieves, the goalposts keep moving. Meanwhile he is just there chilling and enjoying his football. 😂

At what point do you simply accept that you’re witnessing the greatest footballer the game has ever seen?

Aren’t you all tired?

[Elizalde @ProTraderX619]

Argentina 🇦🇷 vs Paraguay 🇵🇾 in qualifiers, a foul was committed on a Paraguay player and and Argentina proceeded to score after series of long passes.

VAR cancelled Lionel Messi goal because they was a foul far back in the build up to that goal, since possession wasn’t lost.

[Ete-Messi @etemesi]

@fidelmaithya @HKuriah True. Mara Messi is playing AFCON.....yabadaba

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

The SACCO story was not fake. It was a social experiment. I will leave this here for your own consumption.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

We know the Ruto regime is broke, that one is no longer a debate, because every new policy now looks like Treasury searching under mattresses for money.

We know that even if they are handed Sh1 trillion from SACCOs, the same tender games will start, costs will balloon, projects will be revised, brokers will appear, and politically connected tender boys will become richer overnight.

They are telling SACCO members that their money will go into infrastructure, but nobody is explaining when those roads, airports or projects will zaa matunda and return real money to the teacher, nurse, farmer, trader or boda rider whose savings were touched.

Kenyans have already seen this movie, where a project starts with clean English, moves into inflated contracts, disappears into tender corridors, then returns years later as a scandal that nobody is punished for.

Why are we pretending this is development financing when everybody can smell the scam from the gate, especially after the same government borrowed everywhere, taxed everything, sold assets and still came back for private savings.

Call it what it is.

This is a scam in an infrastructure helmet.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The audit reveals that Finsprint, a private firm involved in the SHA payment system, deducts a 2% fee from every payment made to hospitals before the money is sent.

Strangely, it also says the firm's majority shareholder has no verifiable address.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

New income tax filing deadlines in Kenya.

Starting 1 January 2027:

• Individuals like you and me will no longer file our annual income tax returns by 30 June.

The new deadline will be 30 April.

This applies to:

- Nil filers
- Freelancers and consultants
- Sole proprietors
- Employees filing individual returns

• For taxpayers without flesh and blood (companies, partnerships, trusts, etc.), nothing changes.

The deadline remains the last day of the sixth month following the end of the accounting period.

Example:

If a company's accounting year runs from January to December, it will still file its return by 30 June.

Courtesy of the Finance Act, 2026.

[Ete-Messi @etemesi]

@TheAthleticFC @africaupdates He should start off the bench

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

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[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Here is everything you need to know about the budget in simple terms.

@Fortuneochako1 has shared details from the FY 2026/27 budget.

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[Ete-Messi @etemesi]

When tech enters education learning goes down

[BIG BAD OGRE @BIGBADOGRE_]

It's not about Ebola quarantine facility in Kenya, it's about taking the minerals discovered in Mrima hill in kwale county, worth trillions of dollars
This ebola quarantine facility is just a distraction as USA is positioning itself to take,store and transport the minerals.

[Ete-Messi @etemesi]

@Elainesoya Trump shut down USAID. Sasa they're giving us aid for quarantine centre? Wajiga sisi

[Ayiela Lucia @ayielar]

Since that man came into power, parents in this country have not stopped crying!

[Ete-Messi @etemesi]

@NationFmKE @brian_aseli Who we are. The same way we say USA are not smart. See POTUS..

[Ete-Messi @etemesi]

@fidelmaithya @Noninimgenge2ru https://t.co/L1zrE69Cjq. Friday night basketball?

[Ete-Messi @etemesi]

@SokoAnalyst @Branicemercy Correct