Ethaffuhpnd | Alpha

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[Ethaffuhpnd | Alpha @eth_affuhpnd]

Whether it's giving the cold shoulder, apologizing on autopilot before even checking if you did anything wrong, or over-explaining out of fear of being misunderstood, we all carry scripts that were written long before we met our partners.

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@LiamRicharvdob the transition from cute to absolutEly breathtaking was too smooth

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And getting yelled at by my parents for chewing up the data - back in the good old days when unlimited wasn't really a thing haha.

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@Christophetials What would you do if this appeared on your feed first thing in the morning

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Mom threads moms, hpl ku kan tanggal 26 sept tp folamilku udah abis😭😭😭 haruskah aku beli lagiiii?

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Master effective phrases for when you encounter a word you don’t know while speaking a foreign language!

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h"e whispered against your shoulder.Please. Let me have you.

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And honestly, I sometimes get frustrated when people say “just take things one step at a time.” I understand what they mean, but sometimes life doesn’t work that way.