Ethan Rios

taco bell fan account

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

if i had a nickel for every time a women explained to me the lore behind ethel cains’s preacher’s daughter i would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s funny it’s happened twice

[Bingus @elongatedscrote]

Mexicans don’t wear watches because they know it’s always Modelo time

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

atp ohtani’s ABs are too brutal to watch. De Paula at least gives u a competitive one. oh and he gets on base

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

smoking cig in the rain #ykwhereitsat

[. @dookiebettsss]

#NEVERFORGET #THEWALK

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

scrolling through my old tweets just to see what the goat was thinkin #baaaaaa

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

@myamishlife lol baseball stuff

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

if mark prior don’t get out there and beat edwin diaz’s ass imma lose it

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

@zomb13princess oooo dats us

[s🦝 @zomb13princess]

@etha_n09 us core https://t.co/LrtkADYG4l

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

@DanClarkSports most ethical ball is happening in the ALGL

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Star outfielder Kyle Tucker and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

breaking in a new pair of docs is like getting a parking ticket. it really fucking sucks and both are happening to me

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

will klein got the dog in him

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

how to door dash a beer and 3 cigs?

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

@zomb13princess yes

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

my least favorite archetype of people are californians who think 70 degrees is cold

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

they killed charlie kirk to make you forget about the Epstein files

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

@zomb13princess @ moyf

[Ethan Rios @etha_n09]

@zomb13princess yall take klarna?