ethan

sky above me, earth below me, fire within me

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

A porn ad gave me a good reaction image for lots of twitter users

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

This is the worst cover I’ve ever heard in my entire life

[worm @somethinglovely]

good morning

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My dad asking the important questions

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

Thinking about the homeless man in Austin who I used to pay $15 to not cum on my car while I went out and one night I came back and all the cars around mine had cum all over them except mine and he was sitting on my hood and said “I ain’t touch this one miss Kenzie!!!”

[Tom Whyman @HealthUntoDeath]

Apparently Studio Ghibli developed My Neighbour Totoro in parallel with Grave of the Fireflies. Imagine being on the Fireflies team and having to spend every work day staring directly into hell while your colleagues got to animate a cat bus.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

She met him in Italy and they’re getting married in a month. He’s still trying to learn English 😭

[Ragıp Soylu @ragipsoylu]

BREAKING: Putin declares partial mobilization, the decree has been signed.

“Only citizens who are currently in the reserve and, above all, those who served in the Armed Forces, have certain military specialties and relevant experience, will be subject to conscription.“

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

Interstellar (2014)

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

I CANT HOLD THEM BACK MUCH LONGER

[King Elnathan @kingelnathan]

...and here is my pregnant wife thinking she is sneaking up on me 😂😂😂

[sable @fruitdotcom]

hey (with the intention of doing laundry and taxes with you for the rest of our lives)

[BriAnne 🌸💕 @brihindthescene]

when people talk about how they can’t drink caffeine like 6+ hours before bed because they’d be so wired i always thought it was SO weird because i could drink it up until the minute i went to sleep and have no issues and i never felt *wired* and then i learned i have adhd

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

[constantine @grimwolfy]

my dad (left) has been missing for about 2 days now, so we're getting kinda worried, no one saw him at work too

lad's diabetic and not feeling in tip top shape so if anyone sees him please text me @/shawnshadows on tele or 97125332, big up to everyone who helps thanks guys