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[ET @ethaldorf]

Nobel prize to whoever figures out how to kill cicadas with 0 net environmental damage.

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Everybody went to club LIV & asking me where I’m at, I’m at home playing Warzone 😁

[ET @ethaldorf]

I’m sorry, I thought this was America? 😂😂😂

[Jorge Bonilla @BonillaJL]

“Biden-Harris want to take away your carne asada/ ropa vieja/ carne mechada/ empanada meat/ burgers” practically writes itself for 2022/24

[Aaron Nagler @AaronNagler]

This dude was literally like "We've been letting them play all day, incomple...you know what? It's cold, I want to go home."

[ET @ethaldorf]

@ttetz5 I agree with everything except I think they may still try to sign Williams

[ET @ethaldorf]

@Dsteves15 🙋🏽‍♂️

[ET @ethaldorf]

Yo, “Mr Grinch” was the OG diss track. He gets absolutely torched in that banger

[ET @ethaldorf]

Idk who General Tso was but mf made some bomb chicken

[ET @ethaldorf]

@W_Dudz Cowboys fans angry about the pathetic clock management and predictable play calling... Knew that too, that’s why cheeseheads were happy when they booted him.

[Kyrue @k_millzy]

If you didn’t want me at my Bieber flow, you can’t have me at my public accounting.

[ET @ethaldorf]

@k_millzy Tweet of the year

[ET @ethaldorf]

This is not what I wanted to wake up to...little bastard

[ET @ethaldorf]

@OVOCORN Big mood

[ET @ethaldorf]

Risky move shopping at target in a red shirt

[ET @ethaldorf]

Hard to say umbrella without my brain going *ella ella ay ay ay*

[Trent Tetzlaff @ttetz5]

People from Appleton be like "I know a place" then take you here:

[ET @ethaldorf]

@ttetz5 NBA wouldn’t punish James. I’d bet on it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Was good maybe 5 or 6 years ago when you could wonder around & find great unknown bands

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Too much corporate sponsorship killed the vibe

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Coachella should postpone itself until it stops sucking