Ethan🇬🇵

🏅World record holder for gammiest arsehole in Wembley Stadium during the Taylor Hawkins memorial concert

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Cisgender

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Best feeling in the world is seeing yourself in your butty's profile picture

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I haven't held many world records in my life, but I can confidently say I hold the record for gammiest arsehole in Wembley Stadium during the Taylor Hawkins memorial concert

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iOs? More like biOs

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Still shaking ass in the deli

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Girls who work st Starbucks are the equivalent to the boys who work at Cex

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Never seen a worse party than the Tory partygate one. Looks fucking wank

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ice spice?

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#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

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@paigelbl 😘😘😘

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@paigelbl Doghouse ruff

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People who wait hours to post their BeReal should be shot

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@gabriel13112005 @terroristturt65 @esme13080133 @CodyGreathouse6 @Morton26329509 @MZfWIhpd8MP1fLe @sonic_candy @jonnyspinns @OnePerson66 @TMR_Show Who the fuck are you and why are you tagging me in NFT shit?

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@paigelbl gay

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Wake up babe, new BeReal notification

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nothing wrong with eating some ass on a weekday

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Andrew tate is banned from my crisp sandwich parties

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Girls think childbirth is hard, try playing cod on a laggy connection

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Why is everyone watching shit music live this weekend like wtf

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Wish lee would stop being unfunny on facebook :/