Ethan Scott

[LOG∀N @loganmartinez85]

One night while camping I woke up to go pee and I thought our camp neighbor got burnt because I heard a screech then a “that’s so hot” but a couple of moans and a “I’m so wet” later I realized she was probably fine. Good thing she got some water on that burn.

[Ethan Scott @ethanTheMan79]

It’s blowing harder than a two headed whore in the panhandle!

[Ethan Scott @ethanTheMan79]

Best thing about thanksgiving is the nap after I stuff my fat face with way too much food.

[James J. Brown @JJ_brown12]

“Old McDonald had a farm”

*4 yr olds

“EEE I EEE I OHHHH”

[Ethan Scott @ethanTheMan79]

My heart is broken https://t.co/YvYebGhFbr

[Wesley Deisher @Deishsuzaka]

“I guess everyone has grown up” literally broke my heart. I loved toys r us. They had every LEGO set known to man kind https://t.co/2wOKz1Migm

[Ethan Scott @ethanTheMan79]

@CourtneyRenae23 I can’t wait either babe. I love you ❤️

[Ethan Scott @ethanTheMan79]

Took a shot with my grandpa this morning! #whiskeybaby

[Ethan Scott @ethanTheMan79]

Spent way too much money at Bass Pro! #castforbass #catchass

[Ethan Scott @ethanTheMan79]

@CourtneyRenae23 @russdiemon Would be cool if you were!

[Ethan Scott @ethanTheMan79]

@loganmartinez85 Thank you

[Ethan Scott @ethanTheMan79]

Guess I’ll just double down on a steak then https://t.co/oJxbucjfgj

[Ethan Scott @ethanTheMan79]

Yeah... we bad! #gittyup

[Ethan Scott @ethanTheMan79]

Waking up to the smell of rain🌧🤘🏻

[Ethan Scott @ethanTheMan79]

@Baker_1369 I’m almost there

[Ethan Scott @ethanTheMan79]

Yo! If it could be Thursday already that’d be just great👌🏻

[Ethan Scott @ethanTheMan79]

@CourtneyRenae23 Yo! I’m so pumped to feed the giraffes! Gonna try to ride one🤘🏻

[Ethan Scott @ethanTheMan79]

Darn https://t.co/hv9PeOy2O4