Ethan Diver

wheat thin

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

There is blood to be sucked from the earth, and sap from the trees. Vampires require abstract lifeforce—the source is irrelevant. They learn to extract blood-essence from fire, from numbers, from snowflakes

[Andrew Weinstein @Weinsteinlaw]

Twelve people were shot in Baltimore on Thursday.

Twelve.

In just one day.

Five of them are dead.

That’s more people than were killed by guns in Japan in all of 2017.

It’s long past time for us to do something about gun violence in America.

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Good morning everyone turns out it’s kinda hard to listen to music and pretend you’re in the music video on the subway when the person sitting right next to you is snorting coke off a razor blade

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

If You See Something (a dog wearing a tie), Say Something ("hello handsome").

[Ankit Sharma @prasoonssharma]

@nitinmeshram_ How should we verify that you are your father's son and not the neighbour's? Looking at the timings, we strongly suspect that it's neighbours & none else. #pulwama

[Ethan Diver @ethan_diver7]

@AustinOliver_

[LHS HOPE Squad @LHSHOPESquad]

Happy HOPE Day Loveland High School!!! #HopeSquad #TigerCare #WhatGivesYouHope

[SUNNYD @sunnydelight]

I can’t do this anymore

[Ethan Diver @ethan_diver7]

@taylvr

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

don jr thinks the "N" in SNL stands for "and"

[Cristian Farias @cristianafarias]

What a scam:

"The PACER system itself brought in more than $146 million in fees during the 2016 fiscal year, even though it cost just over $3 million to operate." https://t.co/BuwEl9YmKw

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I did not want Donald Trump to be president.

I can’t believe I have to say that.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Please retweet this on behalf of #BellLetsTalk . Every RT raises 5¢ towards mental health initatives in Canada.
So many innocent Canadians are getting "contact insanity" through their 4,000-mile-long borderline-personality disorder.
Let's give these hosers help.
And grace, too.

[cal? @cal_gif]

Did she just-

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Leave Me out of it, alright?

See, this is exactly why I choose not to exist.