ethan

my name is ethan.....that's it

[ethan @ethan_murat]

sometimes you just gotta validate yourself

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

Prototype NE782B was recalled back in October. This must be the last one still out there.

[ethan @ethan_murat]

Choose to continually seek happiness. It will find you.

[ethan @ethan_murat]

@MKBHD

[ethan @ethan_murat]

Not wearing a mask is the new “being naked in public.”

[ethan @ethan_murat]

Imagine someone hearing this 50 years ago:
Alexa, order face masks and hand sanitizer on Amazon.

[ethan @ethan_murat]

@pulte Subscribed. Great Podcast

[ethan @ethan_murat]

@carolineshwint Used pool water

[ethan @ethan_murat]

@carolineshwint alturnitive

[ethan @ethan_murat]

@pulte Happy Birthday!

[ethan @ethan_murat]

@Casey A morph suit seems to do the trick.

[ethan @ethan_murat]

No one:
Nobody at all:
Android users uploading videos to their stories:

[ethan @ethan_murat]

@moment Traveling

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

today is my birthday

[ethan @ethan_murat]

So now that everyone nationwide is homeschooled...

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

U know what I noticed about u? 🤝

[ethan @ethan_murat]

The government is really getting lazy at naming these. #birdsarentreal #mustbehungry

[ethan @ethan_murat]

It’s not rocket surgery.