Ethan J. Pitney

fus bio/chem/pre-med '19

[Anthony Trucco @anthonytrucco]

Somebody please tell me why this works so well

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My face when someone other than me comes up with the plans

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"HOLIDAY 2018" LMFAO WHICH HOLIDAY https://t.co/3ygTQMZiTZ

[The Grinch @grinchmovie]

He gets meaner. See #TheGrinch in theaters Holiday 2018.

[Grace O'Brien @GraceOBrien7]

Officially a student at Franciscan University of Steubenville!

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@baptizedwayearl 👏😂😂

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Name a more iconic duo

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If you are a graduate and call yourself an "alumni," turn around and go back. You've got some more learning to do bud

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A friendly reminder for all the sinners planning to "celebrate" today

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It's above 60 degrees get out your hammocks frannies

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we tryna colonize Mars but we still can't play YouTube videos with our phones locked smh

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How you forget to fill up with gas on the road to riches

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I cried https://t.co/CXUOpDQntz

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Premed and nursing students over break: If you're not doing any work you're doing it wrong

[Ethan J. Pitney @ethan_pitney]

biggest lie I tell myself: yeah I'll eat that later

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We wanted flying cars, instead we got 140 characters

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Impatience has never been so clearly defined as the unanimous utterance of sighs when the flight crew announces a mere half hour delay ✈

[Ethan J. Pitney @ethan_pitney]

If the unexamined life is not worth living, is the unlived life worth examining?

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Does chicken, pork, or beef count as meat cuz I'm hungry af