E-THANOS

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

This is how you actually knew if someone was rich in the Midwest

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Outfield very deep for him...

But not deep enough!

[Derrick Goold @dgoold]

For the second consecutive year, #stlcards did not have a player elected by either the fan or the player votes.

They needed the commissioner's office to select the NL RBI leader for the team as their lone rep (currently).

More here: https://t.co/ST2COA4hSy

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

If you don’t believe you can eat 360 Oreo cookies in 24 hours for 5 million dollars you aren’t allowed to call yourself a man

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Dear God,

Thank YOU for another wonderful day of college basketball.

We DO NOT take it for granted.

Sincerely,

America

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

DIDI GREGORIOUS HR IN 2026

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

there are 2 cities in america named o'fallon

[K @kourtneyinhell]

3:30am. Husband and I *just* finished putting together all of the big toys for the kids. Just want to say fuck Allen wrenches. Fuck them. All sizes. Every single Allen wrench can get fucked to hell. The second the Allen wrench guy said “I have an idea—” we should’ve shot him

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

PRISON FOR EVERYBODY!! THAT’S THE BIGGEST RIG JOB IVE EVER SEEN. INVESTIGATE THE NFL. INVESTIGATE PETE CARROLL. IVESTIGATE THE RAIDERS!!!

[SVPod @_SVPod]

.@notthefakeSVP's message to the Loan Processing Department, Fund Review Division...

STOP CALLING

[Brendan Jones @b_jones39_]

Wanted to feel something so I watched this. Then I watched it 12 more times because it’s the best video ever made

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The Cowboys are doo doo butt

[Pug @IamPug_]

Jerry is dumb

Pug

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

Forever isn’t talked about enough. 4 legends just going absolutely nuclear. Hang it in the Louvre. Make it the alternate national anthem.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

James Wood knows ball

[E-THANOS @ethan_sisk]

@TheSilly_man You stink at darts tho

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Brendan Donovan leads NL 2B in average, hits, extra-base hits, doubles, total bases, times on base, and 3+ hit games... but he doesn't lead in All-Star voting!

Help change that at https://t.co/H9MeQwBo86 ⭐️

[SKS @SteveKSnider]

Dawg.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good Luck Gambling Turtle! Retweet for good luck!

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

Albert Pujols' last 47 games in 2022 🤯

.324 AVG (44-136 AB)
17 HR
44 RBI
.743 SLG
1.128 OPS