Ethan Strasser

I love theoretical propositions and thinking of events in a hypothetical context

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

When you go back to college in literally 3 days, and you still haven’t started on those essays....

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

@QuintanaSydney Sounds like you need to start buying your friends some food fam..

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

Really bored at the campus because the Hurricane has limited my ability to do things. Sucks.

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

I was watching a crow earlier fly into a tree, get back up, and fly straight into the same tree. It gave up after a minute. #stubborn

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

@munozgabyy Gabby, have you tried listening to rain, only to have it drowned out by the sad music? #invertedthinking

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

@AndrewAtwell21 No shit, it is the Ghost Pepper after all...

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

@heather_quiz @albert_ashlynn Good-byes only open the door for new hellos mi amiga. #lookingthroughtheglass

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

Lol, so I listened to some of you friends talk about Rapscallions, not knowing of it myself, and I happened by it today. #coincidences

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

That moment when you try to share your childhood with some, and they call you old...#feelingthelove#oldastheycome#sorryforwastingyourtime

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And if you ever decide to test in IB...well...good luck Charlie

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

@albert_ashlynn I know- someone has to be off the hook- and I don't see Reece anywhere *looks around viciously*

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

@albert_ashlynn You better not be grinding, your only 18, think of the game man!

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

@reileyrenee @munozgabyy I just saw this*** What if there wasn't anything else and the friendship was just a cover story for buying food??

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

@albert_ashlynn I want to hang out with my posse but no one wants to hang out with me #foreveraloneguy

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

@albert_ashlynn Safe Travels my amiga

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

@albert_ashlynn True- or we could hang out now, that is if you aren't already off to Ottawa.

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

@albert_ashlynn Miss you too fam- but in about 10-ish years, maybe sooner, we will all get to see each other again.

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

@albert_ashlynn Good Job Ashlynn

[Ethan Strasser @ethan_strasser]

You know you have an open family when they go and adopt another child just because A) They can, B) It keeps people safe, and C) Love is Life