Ethan Tatters

mostly chess but when drunk it’s all about Newcastle

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Great feeling winning the forest hall club championship

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@Swaglinton that is Kris Kringle.

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indonesia looking strong 💪

[oliver @OliverPostingLs]

Here it is, my curated XI of some of the many players that've caught my dad's eye since getting the dodgy stick. So much respect

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botman in the second half

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why do the commentators always wank off city

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Dan burn cleared the ball.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

60' Off the line from Burn to deny Sterling!

BDB. 💪

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#CHENEW // #NUFC

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working from hendon gives me the option that it’s a shit hole

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can’t wait to batter sunderland the dirty scum

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Hallie just asked to play the “Jewish” Christmas song

She meant Feliz Navidad

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@Swaglinton He’s just autistic

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Someone at the social has brought this brick

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This game is shite. Minimum 150m has to be spent in January. Don’t care about ffp it doesn’t seem to affect any other club in the league. We have 0 depth

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@c_0L_e Should of been sent off today

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Arsenal are shite the ref is shite rice should be sent off

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@RDuff95 Could of been 10 if a certain player could hit the target

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@1892__br Are your parents siblings?

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Almiron more like almiMONG 😂

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@mollymcmullenn Was pleading for H. Don’t even know where Shakhtar Donetsk play now.

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@nufcoliverr Murphy

Bernabéu

Only answer.

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Stop the count