ethan wilkinson

The Law Understander™️

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@CoachJohnsonRHS Is 23.5 ypr good?

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@marytylerpoor Not having to wait a week between episodes must be so sick

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@marytylerpoor 5:45 weekend crew (me) are Built Different™️ (worse)

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@tangotiger 2023 Acuña, winning in the non-giant division of this race 🥹

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Almost two year old keeping us on our toes by throwing up and coating the bed through the first mattress protector (it’s why we do multiple layers) right as the storm and wind hit Birmingham

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@marytylerpoor That would be so… smooth

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@marytylerpoor Sour worms, life saver collisions, sour cream and onion chips, etc. obviously promote yellow bile, which is why you need a Dr. Pepper to keep your black bile in balance.

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@phillyliquorlaw Used to play her high school in sports and had friends that went there I can assure you this is about as par for the course as someone from philadelphia liking pretzels or feeling suicidal because of the birds

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@divumla @RyanGeddie People absolutely call rice with stuff in it a slop bowl. That’s Cava’s entire menu, and it’s the ultimate slop bowl purveyor.

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@grantmcauley At least we didn’t even try to bunt

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If you refuse to bunt a runner over to 3rd multiple times in a tied do or die playoff game you don’t deserve to win.

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“Banking laws”

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@PitchingNinja Is that good?

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@marytylerpoor We had a school dance that night and all the boys found a school tv that had cable for some reason (?) and we just watched the game instead of participating in the dance.

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@marytylerpoor We didn’t screw it up this time. WE DIDN’T SCREW IT UP THIS TIME!

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@marytylerpoor Back of the closet inside a salt circle

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@marytylerpoor I have the official City Connect I got at the stadium but we’re like 0-million when I wear it

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@marytylerpoor “You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next.” Aka before and after first pitch tonight.

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@phillyliquorlaw Doubt it but welcome to hell brother