Ethan Carlson

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[Ethan Carlson @ethancarlson95]

If somebody is watching you cook and they say “oh my mom does that” or “that’s how my mom does it”. That’s a compliment, trust me.

[Elisabeth Ingram Wallace @ingram_wallace]

I put out peanuts for the birds every morning and they have started bringing me elastic bands. I don’t speak bird, what could this mean, and do I have to eat the elastic bands now?

[۟ @thaboydead]

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[Ethan Carlson @ethancarlson95]

If you’ve got a lot of money/success or whatever, that’s great. Good job be proud of yourself ect. Really no reason to feel like everyone needs to know. You don’t have a lot? No reason to make people think you do. Nobody cares either way.

[Ethan Carlson @ethancarlson95]

@WaffleHouse needs bigger tables. I be goin in there with 10 people sometimes

[Ethan Carlson @ethancarlson95]

@Zosocruise So is Mathew Stafford. Anyone who says otherwise is a complete goof ball.

[Hannah Carlson @HannahC76287419]

If there’s one thing I wish I relised erlier its that life is a whole lot better when you start saying fuck it and being you. You have one life, don’t spend it trying to please everyone but yourself.

[Ethan Carlson @ethancarlson95]

Trying to achieve your dreams and being born into a family that isn’t wealthy is like being down 3 scores with 2 min left in the 4th quarter. Like you can do it but, shit...

[Ethan Carlson @ethancarlson95]

If you chew with your mouth open you need help

[Ethan Carlson @ethancarlson95]

Idk how people can wear socks with holes on the bottom. Like doesn’t that bother you? Can’t you feel the sole of your shoe?

[Ethan Carlson @ethancarlson95]

Bro why is all of Twitter about relationships. Every time I open this app I feel like I’m getting couples therapy

[Ethan Carlson @ethancarlson95]

If you suggest going to a mall food court to eat I don’t trust you

[Ethan Carlson @ethancarlson95]

You don’t know pain until you look ugly in the pic your barber took of your hair.

[Ethan Carlson @ethancarlson95]

I wanna say thank you for everyone’s continued support for me and my family. Also, Laura’s services will be Friday the 18th- viewing 6-9pm
Saturday the 19th-funeral 10am
We all appreciate the well wishes ❤️

[Ethan Carlson @ethancarlson95]

@_TheRealWolfie @danny3_dean Yesss sir!

[Ethan Carlson @ethancarlson95]

A portion of all proceeds from these memorial bands go to funding a project where veterans personally deliver plaques honoring fallen troops to their families. Also 20% of all proceeds are donated to charities devoted to reducing suicide among veterans!
https://t.co/r1CFTsWXKI