Ethan DeRossett

[Ethan DeRossett @ethanderos]

I’ve heard Grimes’s ex husband is doing well for himself

[Ethan DeRossett @ethanderos]

I’m the personality hire at work but my personality is fucking asshole

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Now featuring the Panama Canal

[tate brown @realTateBrown]

How White people start moving during the Winter Olympics

[Ethan DeRossett @ethanderos]

@RemySalvia Nothing you should be judged for, it’s completely normal

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Most people have no idea how big South America really is

[Mads @europemaxxed]

I don't know if you guys are history buffs or not but:

[Wade 'n Tarnation 🤠🚂 @watn_tarnation]

BREAKING: Mayor Eric Adams has blown every bridge into Manhattan. "I tried to reason with you New York, but I see that has fallen on deaf ears. I am your mayor. I always have been your mayor. I always will be."

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

The genre is firmly “Xbox 360”

[Remy @RemySalvia]

@RepScholten @TransportDems Man, shut up

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

I think this guy is truly the spiritual successor to the Far Side

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

The blue pie slice represents the money we earned from shipping packages, while the green slice represents an $8.00 bank error in our favor.

#Futurama

[weather @dsxf234161]

rhode island is gone

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

Devil on my shoulder: it’s Friday night. Have 7-10 beers. Come on do it 😈 you know you want to 😈

Angel on my shoulder: only have 3-5 beers

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Lmao this would have got me too ngl

[pris @pwiscila]

You like that Modelo, white boy?

[📸 👩🏻‍💻 HONEY 🪞👩🏻‍🎨 8th cammiversary July 2 @itshoneylive]

hate when you forget about an onion or a potato in your pantry and it becomes Evil