Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸

graduated kindergarten 6/24/97 and it was all downhill from there

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@MeatBadness @Djoko_UTD "asking first" is called a TUE. I can't imagine why Serena got more crap for using TUEs than other players. Wait, yes, I can...

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@SirLazarus555 going out on a limb here but i think the motivation for playing tennis is to win some tennis matches.

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@Zwxsh when she said she was "evolving away from tennis" the internet gave her endless shade for NOT using the word "retiring." now she comes back and they're mad because "she said she was retiring!!"

why can't people just admit they hate women? the answer is in the ratio.

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@Foernix_ It is shameful that #RolandGarros is the only major tournament holding out on Hawk-Eye Live, let alone ELC. It's an abdication of their responsibility to the audience at this point. One of many reasons why it's everyone's least-favorite slam.

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@RubinReport if zohran knew or cared who you were he would instantly troll you w/a photo of him + some antizio hasidic jews eating a nova lox+creamcheese+capers on bagels and still have time left over to get a hundred potholes filled. go ragebait on truthsocial.

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@bernizm_ anyone who is surprised probably also thinks he didn't commit dv.

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@LuluGNavarro ah yes let's platform tinfoil-hat-wearing antisemites in the name of "discourse." let's shed some "sunlight." cause if anyone needs it, it's the dude whose default expression is "drunk philosophy major." it's not like there are sane registered R's we could talk to.

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@Djoko_UTD better question: in a fair world, how little trauma would his exes have suffered?

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@King_Oneleg @MarcoFoster_ how tf do u know who the top is? are you spying on them?

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@King_Oneleg @MarcoFoster_ you homophobes think about gay sex more than any gay man i know.

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@TheTennisLetter Nadal had the best mental game of all time

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@Variety

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@Homiedino hi, i can cook 😂😇

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@Zentel69 @matthewaddison_ @BritneyTheStan this part. i swear, stan culture downright fetishizes poor media literacy and critical thinking skills.

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@ViggoGeto @HopeRehak "MLM romance isn't about actual gay men."
this proves objectification, because she's essentially equating Heated Rivalry to lesbian porn (which, on the whole, *isn't* made for women, because it's historically catered to the straight male gaze.)

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@Boston_2019_ i don't think anyone "hates" women merely for watching the show. but i'm always going to question a straight person's allyship if it's limited to consuming us. and to claim that a particular show is "for" you when it barely features you is....a choice.

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@BenShindel @guardian i'm really just waiting for a random sentence in one of these slop piles to end in "—it's DiGiorno."

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

it's always old white dudes who think their age-induced ignorance gives them *more* cache to open their mouths about the things they *don't* know. they actually admit they don't know, and then are like "hmm, i think i'll keep talking."

[Brad Gilbert @bgtennisnation]

I don’t know 🤷‍♂️ anything about Bad Bunny 🐰 beyond absurd that’ a legendary Bay Area band isn’t performing at the superbowl, heck you could have 3-5 great 👍 bands for a tremendous show, red card to the organization that forgot the Bay Area roots

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

@Djoko_UTD first djoko fan i've seen speak objectively about him. a lot of things can be true at once: 1.) he's the statistical GOAT; 2.) he's human. 3.) he's lucky musetti retired. 4.) he has nothing left to prove, even if he has one thing left to "accomplish"

[Ethan Normandy ✡️🇵🇸 @ethandnormandy]

rafa's face is the second best part of this match #AusOpen